5 definitions by Mr. Stockcar
A loosely associated group of bed wetting liberals that studied "journalism" , "communications ", or some other nonsense at a liberal college run by communists. The AP writes so called "news stories" to advance the communist, progressive addenda.
The AP wrote another story bashing Trump, all the while keeping quiet about Hillary's illegal email activities.
by Mr. Stockcar May 26, 2016
A 2 or 3 liter bottle of red soda, usually purchased at the grocery store on the way home from work, that when completely consumed, invigorates and rejuvenates the consumer.
After a hard day shingling roofs, Juan came home and had a Mexican blood transfusion while watching novellas , and felt so refreshed and energetic that he helped his brother in law paint all the tree trunks in the yard white.
by Mr. Stockcar May 26, 2016
When your wife trie to give you a handjob but her diamond ring is turned around backward on her finger and it scratches your dick.
I was no longer in the mood for a handjob after my wife inflicted some serious ring damage to my dick. But I got over it and came on her hair for revenge.
by Mr. Stockcar April 29, 2016
A once proud and beautiful city; where guys like Clint Eastwood could drive at excessive speeds and fire their 44 magnums at scumbags; that has been destroyed by political correctness and out of control homeless. The scumbags that Eastwood tried to exterminate are now running the city.
by Mr. Stockcar May 25, 2016
When you pretend to be asleep because you don't want your roommate to think you are checking out his raging boner.
Pretending to be asleep (lapsing into classic Boner Narcolepsy) , I kept my eyes closed and lay perfectly still while Stephano pranced about our dorm room with a massive boner.
by Mr. Stockcar May 25, 2016