Mr. Pooper Sex's definitions

Fucked my eyes out

To be jerked around,or to be horribly fucked over in the worst way

Billy fucked my eyes out the other day when he totaled my car.

by Mr. Pooper Sex June 15, 2008

Buttcrack Baby

When a man ejaculates in a woman's butt crack

We're gonna make some buttcrack baby's tonight bitch!

by Mr. Pooper sex January 30, 2010

sexually impaired

One who cannot get laid or is a closet homosexual that loves anal raids.

I sure hope that Sean isn't sexually impaired because only flamers wear leather pants.

by Mr. Pooper Sex June 15, 2008

Beef swords

The act of two men slapping cocks together in the fashion that represents sword fighting

Dave likes to play Beef swords with random dudes at the bar

by Mr. Pooper Sex June 15, 2008

Spook cash

What Barrack Obama prints off when we run out of federal funds

" I'm broke, I could really use some spook cash right now"

by Mr. Pooper Sex January 30, 2010

Pooper Sex

that act of having sex in the anus, usually refering to gay men

ex. Dave enjoys having Pooper Sex with his boyfriend

by Mr. Pooper Sex June 2, 2008