Definitions by Mr. Pihb

shurts 

1. An individual with the smallest penis on the planet...so small in fact that scientists have often debated wheather or not he is in fact a male.

2. This guy that has sex with nasty women and think they're hot like this one girl with a snaggle tooth....

Guy 1: Hey man you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: You mean the girl that looks like a kirchberg?
Guy 1: Yeah, guess who hit that...Shurts
Guy 2: Aahhhh..that nasty small penis mutha fucka...
Guy 1: yup, and he's braggin' about it.
Guy 2: kid's nasty fo sho

shurts by Mr. Pihb May 8, 2008

benincasa 

1. The missing link, currently being studied by scientists.

2. A lumpering behemoth of a man crashing through ones door seeing what they are doing this weekend.

3. The missing member of G-Unit

Benny: arigato...honcho...i got a poncho....and i eat nachos..uh...uhhh..
Whit: benny, what the hell are you doing?
benny: what up...I'm laying down my flow
whit: stop....please.
benny: hey whit, what you doing this weekend?
whit: for the last time benincasa....nothing
benny: oh ok.

benincasa by Mr. Pihb May 8, 2008

kirchberg 

An ungodly hairy catwoman residing in the Marine Corps

Guy 1: DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Guy 2: oh thats just a Kirchberg
Guy 1: Man, it looks like Mr. Ed had sex with that snarf thing from the thundercats

kirchberg by Mr. Pihb May 5, 2008

Piane 

By definition a kind of person who not only trys to shove their nose way up their boss' buttholes to try and get ahead in life but they actually enjoy it.

Guy 1: Hey boss, can I come by and wash your car....I'll bring my own stuff?
Guy 2: Sure Gabe that sounds good (walks away)
Guy 3: Gabe, your such a damn piane!
Guy 1: according to MCO P29569.666 it's a lawful order for me to do it.
Guy 3: Your a deuche

Piane by Mr. Pihb May 4, 2008

Brokeback Fountain

A very homosexual member of a particular team in the country of Okinawa

Guy 1: Dude! Did he just grab my ass?!
Guy 2: Hey brah don't worry about it, that's just Brokeback Fountain.
Brokeback Foutain: ........I love penis.

Brokeback Fountain by Mr. Pihb May 1, 2008