Definitions by Mr. Magnum

Milk Dud 

Boobs that have had such extensive plastic surgery that they no longer lactate.

Julie: "Did you hear that Jenny is pregnant?"
Katie: "Yea, how will she feed her kids with that pair of milk duds she hauls around?"

Milk Dud by Mr. Magnum January 24, 2009

Monkey Wrench 

A black person definable as a tool. Scientific name: Oreo Extremus.

Colin Powell is a well educated, inspiring black man who has assumed the mantel of a monkey wrench.

Monkey Wrench by Mr. Magnum January 24, 2009

Australian Spiderman 

The act of taking the ring and middle finger, inserting them inside a woman's vagina, and beckoning the way Spiderman does while flinging webs in the movie.

Jason: "Aryam wouldn't let me inside until I gave the Australian Spiderman. That had her yelping like a bitch in heat!"

Australian Spiderman by Mr. Magnum January 1, 2009