Definitions by Mr. Lumbergh
Page 290
A euphemism for the word "fuck" inspired by its placement on Page 290 of the Mueller Report, in which Trump says "This is the end of my presidency. I'm fucked."
Friend: "Hey man, you up for happy hour tonight?"
You: "Not tonight man, I need to work late. I have report due tomorrow morning and I'll be Page 290'd if it isn't in on time."
You: "Not tonight man, I need to work late. I have report due tomorrow morning and I'll be Page 290'd if it isn't in on time."
Page 290 by Mr. Lumbergh April 20, 2019
Scaramucci
A unit of time equal to ten days.
Origin: the length of time Anthony Scaramucci served in the Trump administration before being fired.
Origin: the length of time Anthony Scaramucci served in the Trump administration before being fired.
"When does the Fall semester start?"
"August 28. Which reminds me, I need to start getting ready; that's only a Scaramucci from now."
"August 28. Which reminds me, I need to start getting ready; that's only a Scaramucci from now."
Scaramucci by Mr. Lumbergh September 7, 2018
Trumpacity
The ability to state something wildly and obviously false, racist, misleading, or contradictory without irony or shame.
Portmanteau of Trump and audacity.
Portmanteau of Trump and audacity.
"Did you hear what he just said about the Puerto Rican community?"
"Yeah, that took some serious trumpacity."
"Yeah, that took some serious trumpacity."
Trumpacity by Mr. Lumbergh September 7, 2018
Trumpability
The potential of a political candidate to be elected due to name recognition in spite of their complete lack of moral character or experience.
"Don't worry, he won't get elected. He's a convicted felon."
"I don't know, he may have just enough trumpability to pull it off."
"I don't know, he may have just enough trumpability to pull it off."
Trumpability by Mr. Lumbergh August 31, 2018