Definitions by Mr. Joel

clean the litter box 

the act of eating a girl's asshole after she takes a shit

Joel has to clean the litter box before he gets a blow job.

clean the litter box by Mr. Joel September 20, 2021

Kimmy Gibbler 

When a woman looks great from behind and turns around and you catch the pooch in the front.

Damn look at her! That dress looks amazing...

Until she turns around and shows that Kimmy Gibbler

Kimmy Gibbler by Mr. Joel August 5, 2018

TFF 

That's Fucking Funny. For those who refuse to adopt "LOL" as a means of conveying joy and laughter via text messaging. TFF is a more appropriate response to a witty text message or photo than "LOL". The actual act of "Laughing Out Loud" rarely occurs.

Greg, "Dude I had the worst dream last night that my Mom caught me masturbating. It was humiliating."

Joel, "TFF"

TFF by Mr. Joel January 13, 2014

Whiskey Bilzer 

The act of rubbing prickly testicles onto the body of an unsuspecting female. Imagine the agony of testis (complete with a five o-clock shadow) scratching down the back of a sun-burned woman sleeping on the beach. With proper management one may turn their testicles into a Cacti-like pricking machine.

"Dude, I totally pulled the Whiskey Bilzer out on Jeff's sister last night! It looks like she ran through a rose bush!"

Whiskey Bilzer by Mr. Joel April 24, 2009