Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender's definitions

breather ring

Term used to describe the indentation created during a momentary break in a particularly long toilet birth.

"Damn it, get me some all-bran, that last choddie needed FOUR breather rings!!"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Chodbin

A toilet, loo, lav, bum bowl.

"Who left a floater in the chodbin?"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Trail of destruction

a skidmark, see brown runway

"Oh man, last night i teabagged the missus and left a trail of destruction right down her clevage!"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

tony blair

Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt

"Tony Blair is a cunt"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Brown Runway

the brown smudge left by faecal matter in various places, such as a chodbin, your pants, or a womans cleavage.

"OH CHRIST! Malcolms done a reverse dogan and left a brown runway all the way down!"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Waving a brown friend off to sea

Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth

John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

monkeys tail

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea

"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006