Mr. Enderman's definitions

The poison

The poison for Kuzco.

the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco.
Kuzco's poison.
That poison?

YES! The poison!
Gotcha covered.

by Mr. Enderman February 3, 2024

Commit to the Drain

When you dedicate to draining your device's battery from 100% to 0% by any means.

Bruh you get on and off ya laptop too often. Commit to the Drain, my guy!

by Mr. Enderman November 17, 2019

Didgeridoo

Someone who owes you money, usually after the due date.

"That's the didgeridoo who still owes me money."

by Mr. Enderman January 25, 2022

yeetus yeetus fetus deletus

an abortion, but overly enthusiastic.

14 year old girl: You got me pregnant!
24 year old man: YEETUS YEETUS FETUS DELETUS

by Mr. Enderman April 10, 2019

Cuntcake

A pretty girl on the outside
Hell itself on the inside

A: Have you heard of Jessica?
B: Yeah! She is a total cuntcake.

by Mr. Enderman September 20, 2019

cuckold singleplayer

The act of playing multiplayer in a video game without participating because your friend has progress in your world. Common in Sandbox games like Minecraft, Terraria, and Starbound.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna play some Terraria?"
Person 2: "Nah, I want to watch some TV."
Person 1: "Just boot it up and cuckold singleplayer. I want to finish my house!"
Person 2: "...I beg your pardon?"

by Mr. Enderman October 3, 2022

Mello Yello

Mello Yello is a drink blessed to us. After the crack of the can, the aromatic citrus fills your nostrils. I swig will send you to flavour heaven, it's orange kick send you into a trance. some people say its a rip-off of mountain dew. But honestly; 99 cents is no turn down for such an amazing drink!

I drank Mello Yello yesterday, and it put me into a trance! THE FLAVOR.

by Mr. Enderman June 10, 2018