Mr. Enderman's definitions

I'm fighting for my fucking life

This phrase has 2 uses:

Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.

Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.

John says a funny joke.

Rebecca: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE

by Mr. Enderman January 17, 2021

Monsteca Corral

A based game for based people.

Dude, that guy is playing Monsteca Corral! I bet he has a 10-inch schlong!

by Mr. Enderman August 23, 2022

cuckold singleplayer

The act of playing multiplayer in a video game without participating because your friend has progress in your world. Common in Sandbox games like Minecraft, Terraria, and Starbound.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna play some Terraria?"
Person 2: "Nah, I want to watch some TV."
Person 1: "Just boot it up and cuckold singleplayer. I want to finish my house!"
Person 2: "...I beg your pardon?"

by Mr. Enderman October 3, 2022

Gamer

Verb.

To ejaculate. Normally, over one's controller, keyboard, monitor, or other input device.

Holy shit, I gamered all over my controller!

by Mr. Enderman December 26, 2021

Instant Hands

The act of being so insulted you begin to throw hands without any warning.

When Rachel said my hair was "a nest for rats with down syndrome", it was instant hands.

by Mr. Enderman December 28, 2021

Didgeridoo

Someone who owes you money, usually after the due date.

"That's the didgeridoo who still owes me money."

by Mr. Enderman January 25, 2022

The Hitler Defense

A tactic used by people to make other look bad, claiming if they would still believe in their viewpoint if Adolf Hitler was involved. Either they back out of their arguement, or they side with Hitler. An instant-win card for assholes who can't make a counterargument.

Person 1: I believe everyone should have a second chance.
Person 2: Oh really, so Hitler should get a second chance as well?
Person 1: Ah, The Hitler Defense... I'm not gonna waste my time with you.

by Mr. Enderman September 6, 2025