Mr. Enderman's definitions

The Alexander Scale

A 1-10 scale of how alexander a person, place, or thing is.

1-not that alexander
5-pretty alexander
10-extremely alexander

Hmm, this toast is a 7 on the alexander scale

by Mr. Enderman August 20, 2019

mirage saloon

Mirage Saloon is a Zone in the Popular game; Sonic Mania. The level is based off of a western theme with kick-ass music and stunning visuals

Mirage Saloon was based off of 2 scrapped zones; Dust Hill and Desert Dazzle, for Sonic 2 and Sonic CD respectively.

by Mr. Enderman January 25, 2018

Necro-entomophobia

The fear of dead insects. The sight of a bug's corpse sends one running.

John: (Grabs sandal) C'mere you little fucker!
Harold: DUDE STOP! I have Necro-entomophobia, remember?

by Mr. Enderman July 8, 2018

TPLO

A callout in the game Town Of Salem, asking for a Town Protective (TP) or a Lookout (LO) to visit them. Used by important Town roles (Jailor, Mayor, etc) to ask for protection, or for certain killing roles (Medusa, Werewolf, etc) to kill visitors.

Also used by newer Veteran players. Do not call for TPLO as a Vet, please.

John Hawthore: "Jailor here, TPLO!"
(Next day...)
Mary Warren was killed by a Veteran.

by Mr. Enderman May 6, 2023

Big Tiddie Energy

Opposite to big dick energy. when your big tiddies give you confidence.

Big tiddie bitch knocks the fuck outta man
Man 2: Wow, she has dat big tiddie energy

by Mr. Enderman February 13, 2019

I'm fighting for my fucking life

This phrase has 2 uses:

Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.

Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.

John says a funny joke.

Rebecca: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE

by Mr. Enderman January 17, 2021

Instant Hands

The act of being so insulted you begin to throw hands without any warning.

When Rachel said my hair was "a nest for rats with down syndrome", it was instant hands.

by Mr. Enderman December 28, 2021