Mr. Enderman's definitions

Didgeridoo

Someone who owes you money, usually after the due date.

"That's the didgeridoo who still owes me money."

by Mr. Enderman January 25, 2022

The Alexander Scale

A 1-10 scale of how alexander a person, place, or thing is.

1-not that alexander
5-pretty alexander
10-extremely alexander

Hmm, this toast is a 7 on the alexander scale

by Mr. Enderman August 20, 2019

yeetus yeetus fetus deletus

an abortion, but overly enthusiastic.

14 year old girl: You got me pregnant!
24 year old man: YEETUS YEETUS FETUS DELETUS

by Mr. Enderman April 10, 2019

I'm fighting for my fucking life

This phrase has 2 uses:

Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.

Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.

John says a funny joke.

Rebecca: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE

by Mr. Enderman January 17, 2021

Big Tiddie Energy

Opposite to big dick energy. when your big tiddies give you confidence.

Big tiddie bitch knocks the fuck outta man
Man 2: Wow, she has dat big tiddie energy

by Mr. Enderman February 13, 2019

TPLO

A callout in the game Town Of Salem, asking for a Town Protective (TP) or a Lookout (LO) to visit them. Used by important Town roles (Jailor, Mayor, etc) to ask for protection, or for certain killing roles (Medusa, Werewolf, etc) to kill visitors.

Also used by newer Veteran players. Do not call for TPLO as a Vet, please.

John Hawthore: "Jailor here, TPLO!"
(Next day...)
Mary Warren was killed by a Veteran.

by Mr. Enderman May 6, 2023

Gamer

Verb.

To ejaculate. Normally, over one's controller, keyboard, monitor, or other input device.

Holy shit, I gamered all over my controller!

by Mr. Enderman December 26, 2021