Mr. Enderman's definitions

The Alexander Scale

A 1-10 scale of how alexander a person, place, or thing is.

1-not that alexander
5-pretty alexander
10-extremely alexander

Hmm, this toast is a 7 on the alexander scale

by Mr. Enderman August 20, 2019

Cuntcake

A pretty girl on the outside
Hell itself on the inside

A: Have you heard of Jessica?
B: Yeah! She is a total cuntcake.

by Mr. Enderman September 20, 2019

The poison

The poison for Kuzco.

the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco.
Kuzco's poison.
That poison?

YES! The poison!
Gotcha covered.

by Mr. Enderman February 3, 2024

Commit to the Drain

When you dedicate to draining your device's battery from 100% to 0% by any means.

Bruh you get on and off ya laptop too often. Commit to the Drain, my guy!

by Mr. Enderman November 17, 2019

Gamer

Verb.

To ejaculate. Normally, over one's controller, keyboard, monitor, or other input device.

Holy shit, I gamered all over my controller!

by Mr. Enderman December 26, 2021

I'm fighting for my fucking life

This phrase has 2 uses:

Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.

Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.

John says a funny joke.

Rebecca: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE

by Mr. Enderman January 17, 2021

Big Tiddie Energy

Opposite to big dick energy. when your big tiddies give you confidence.

Big tiddie bitch knocks the fuck outta man
Man 2: Wow, she has dat big tiddie energy

by Mr. Enderman February 13, 2019