Mr. Enderman's definitions

The poison

The poison for Kuzco.

the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco.
Kuzco's poison.
That poison?

YES! The poison!
Gotcha covered.

by Mr. Enderman February 3, 2024

Cuntcake

A pretty girl on the outside
Hell itself on the inside

A: Have you heard of Jessica?
B: Yeah! She is a total cuntcake.

by Mr. Enderman September 20, 2019

The Alexander Scale

A 1-10 scale of how alexander a person, place, or thing is.

1-not that alexander
5-pretty alexander
10-extremely alexander

Hmm, this toast is a 7 on the alexander scale

by Mr. Enderman August 20, 2019

TPLO

A callout in the game Town Of Salem, asking for a Town Protective (TP) or a Lookout (LO) to visit them. Used by important Town roles (Jailor, Mayor, etc) to ask for protection, or for certain killing roles (Medusa, Werewolf, etc) to kill visitors.

Also used by newer Veteran players. Do not call for TPLO as a Vet, please.

John Hawthore: "Jailor here, TPLO!"
(Next day...)
Mary Warren was killed by a Veteran.

by Mr. Enderman May 6, 2023

cuckold singleplayer

The act of playing multiplayer in a video game without participating because your friend has progress in your world. Common in Sandbox games like Minecraft, Terraria, and Starbound.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna play some Terraria?"
Person 2: "Nah, I want to watch some TV."
Person 1: "Just boot it up and cuckold singleplayer. I want to finish my house!"
Person 2: "...I beg your pardon?"

by Mr. Enderman October 3, 2022

Big Tiddie Energy

Opposite to big dick energy. when your big tiddies give you confidence.

Big tiddie bitch knocks the fuck outta man
Man 2: Wow, she has dat big tiddie energy

by Mr. Enderman February 13, 2019

I'm fighting for my fucking life

This phrase has 2 uses:

Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.

Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.

John says a funny joke.

Rebecca: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE

by Mr. Enderman January 17, 2021