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Didgeridoo

Someone who owes you money, usually after the due date.
"That's the didgeridoo who still owes me money."
by Mr. Enderman January 25, 2022
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The Alexander Scale

A 1-10 scale of how alexander a person, place, or thing is.

1-not that alexander
5-pretty alexander
10-extremely alexander
Hmm, this toast is a 7 on the alexander scale
by Mr. Enderman August 20, 2019
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Cuntcake

A: Have you heard of Jessica?
B: Yeah! She is a total cuntcake.
by Mr. Enderman September 20, 2019
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The poison

The poison for Kuzco.

the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco.
Kuzco's poison.
That poison?
by Mr. Enderman February 3, 2024
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Tarots

Tarots, based on tarot cards, is a 2-player guessing card game, using a standard Poker deck.

1. To start, discard any cards that aren't the King, Queen, or Jack. (Jokers are allowed, as long as they have a suit associated with them). The game begins when Player 1 takes the remaining cards, shuffles them, then removes half of the cards on top. Player 2 then takes the face card. This is their Tarot. Player 2 has to do this to so that Player 1 gets their Tarot.

2. Once both players have their Tarot, the remaining cards are placed down between the players. This is the Tarot Pile. Both players have to tell their Tarot's Figure (King/Queen/Jack/Joker), without telling the suit. Player 1 now has to guess Player 2's suit. If player 1 succeeds, both players discard their Tarots and Player 2 reshuffles the deck, then redistributes Tarots. However, if Player 1 fails to guess, Player 2 now has to guess Player 1's suit. If no one guesses correctly, Tarots are redistributed without shuffling.

If a player guesses 3 Tarots in a row correctly, they are labeled the "Fortune Teller" until the other player gets 3 correct, or they decide to quit.
This is a standard Tarots round.
Player 1: I have the Queen
Player 2:I have the Jack
Player 1:I guess your Tarot as the Jack of Diamonds.
Player2:Nope. I guess your tarot as the Queen of Spades.
Player1: Correct.
by Mr. Enderman December 16, 2019
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Commit to the Drain

When you dedicate to draining your device's battery from 100% to 0% by any means.
Bruh you get on and off ya laptop too often. Commit to the Drain, my guy!
by Mr. Enderman November 17, 2019
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yeetus yeetus fetus deletus

14 year old girl: You got me pregnant!
24 year old man: YEETUS YEETUS FETUS DELETUS
by Mr. Enderman April 10, 2019
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