Mr. Enderman's definitions

Tarots

Tarots, based on tarot cards, is a 2-player guessing card game, using a standard Poker deck.

1. To start, discard any cards that aren't the King, Queen, or Jack. (Jokers are allowed, as long as they have a suit associated with them). The game begins when Player 1 takes the remaining cards, shuffles them, then removes half of the cards on top. Player 2 then takes the face card. This is their Tarot. Player 2 has to do this to so that Player 1 gets their Tarot.

2. Once both players have their Tarot, the remaining cards are placed down between the players. This is the Tarot Pile. Both players have to tell their Tarot's Figure (King/Queen/Jack/Joker), without telling the suit. Player 1 now has to guess Player 2's suit. If player 1 succeeds, both players discard their Tarots and Player 2 reshuffles the deck, then redistributes Tarots. However, if Player 1 fails to guess, Player 2 now has to guess Player 1's suit. If no one guesses correctly, Tarots are redistributed without shuffling.

If a player guesses 3 Tarots in a row correctly, they are labeled the "Fortune Teller" until the other player gets 3 correct, or they decide to quit.

This is a standard Tarots round.
Player 1: I have the Queen
Player 2:I have the Jack
Player 1:I guess your Tarot as the Jack of Diamonds.
Player2:Nope. I guess your tarot as the Queen of Spades.
Player1: Correct.

by Mr. Enderman December 16, 2019

Didgeridoo

Someone who owes you money, usually after the due date.

"That's the didgeridoo who still owes me money."

by Mr. Enderman January 25, 2022

The Alexander Scale

A 1-10 scale of how alexander a person, place, or thing is.

1-not that alexander
5-pretty alexander
10-extremely alexander

Hmm, this toast is a 7 on the alexander scale

by Mr. Enderman August 20, 2019

TPLO

A callout in the game Town Of Salem, asking for a Town Protective (TP) or a Lookout (LO) to visit them. Used by important Town roles (Jailor, Mayor, etc) to ask for protection, or for certain killing roles (Medusa, Werewolf, etc) to kill visitors.

Also used by newer Veteran players. Do not call for TPLO as a Vet, please.

John Hawthore: "Jailor here, TPLO!"
(Next day...)
Mary Warren was killed by a Veteran.

by Mr. Enderman May 6, 2023

Amerime

Amerime is a portmanteau of America and Anime, used to describe a tv show or movie that uses Japanese animation with American elements(and vice versa).

Amerime examples include: Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Boondocks}, and Xiaolin Showdown.

by Mr. Enderman February 28, 2020

cuckold singleplayer

The act of playing multiplayer in a video game without participating because your friend has progress in your world. Common in Sandbox games like Minecraft, Terraria, and Starbound.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna play some Terraria?"
Person 2: "Nah, I want to watch some TV."
Person 1: "Just boot it up and cuckold singleplayer. I want to finish my house!"
Person 2: "...I beg your pardon?"

by Mr. Enderman October 3, 2022

Necro-entomophobia

The fear of dead insects. The sight of a bug's corpse sends one running.

John: (Grabs sandal) C'mere you little fucker!
Harold: DUDE STOP! I have Necro-entomophobia, remember?

by Mr. Enderman July 8, 2018