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She wore him out all night; he better do a quickie mop before he passes out or his cock will be glued to his belly in the morning
by Mr. Ed August 10, 2015
Get the Quickie Mop mug.best fucking band in the whole damn history of anything...im so sick of those punk nu-metallers sayin shit like "o theyre goody-goody" and im like "fuck no they were kickass man"
by Mr. Ed May 13, 2005
Get the the beatles mug.paul is mostly known as the cute beatle (hottest, easiest to approach, most comfortable in public eye, etc.) but hes extremely talented as well...when he started to play guitar, he had to get a right-handed guitar and play it upside down and he had to strum the strings upwards instead of downwards... he had to alter it with piano strings for him to be able to play it normally...helter skelter is the best beatles song ever
by Mr. Ed March 10, 2005
Get the paul mccartney mug.Jimi is unbelievable...he was left-handed (like me) never learned to read or write music, and played a right-handed guitar upside down...the only other person who ever did that was paul mccartney
by Mr. Ed March 9, 2005
Get the jimi hendrix mug.some talentless chick caught lip-synching on LIVE tv...what a dumbass...she had the nerve to blame her band for playing the wrong so ng..then she put a statement on her website saying she had to lip-synch because of, as she wrote it, acid "refux"...she was also booed offstage at the Orange Bowl Halftime show...she makes lame-ass attempts at being punk or tomboyish...she got her own fucking show for no fucking reason...
"hi im jessica simpsons little sister, because im related to someone only slightly talented i should be rewarded with my own show and record contract, even though i suck"
by Mr. Ed March 8, 2005
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Get the mary jane mug.the beatles are the greatest ever...they are so talented and i love all their songs. i seriously have never heard a beatles song that i didnt like. they were so ifuential to so many other bands too...and to all those people out tere who say they were tame and goody-goody, think again bitches!!! nobody ever hears about how insane they were in hamburg...they fucking rocked the place...they were wild...fucking awesome...
"It's not that I condone fascism or any ism for that matter. Ism's in my opinion aren't good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon. I don't believe in Beatles I just believe in me. Good point there. After all he was the walrus."
-Ferris Bueller
-Ferris Bueller
by Mr. Ed March 3, 2005
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