Mr. Charles Monroe 's definitions

Fifi

A roll of toilet paper + lotion used for male masterbation (usually in prison).

Inmate 1: sup man i didnt see you in the yard today.
Inmate 2: i had a date with fifi.

by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019

Sick Ducker

A dick sucker, descretely.

Guy 1: (whispering) hey is she a dick sucker?
Guy 2: dude, we're in church.
Guy 1: (whispers) sorry, is she a sick ducker.

by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019

A Tekashi 69

1. An interracial 69 or a 69 with a member of the same sex.

Guy 1: so how do lesbians do it with eachother.

Guy 2: a lot of strapon fucking and A Tekashi 69 here and there i suppose.

by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019

Gargamel

To dress ugly to a social event. The act of being underdressed at a communal gathering. Someone who is underdressed. A villain from the smurfs. A person who performs oral sex on a male and makes a gargling sound while doing it.

Gary: Was there any classy looking hos up in that house party yal went to last night?
Eddie: Na, nothing but Gargamel bitches

Amy: wtf are you wearing?

Susan: I didnt want to keep yal waiting, so I threw on the first outfit i saw when i opened my closet.
Amy: This bitch busted a Gargamel!

by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019

Begger with a stick

A picky panhandler.

Hobo: excuse me sir can you help me out, im starving.
Guy: sure (hans him a quarter).
Hobo: man give me five dollars at least, wtf can i buy with a fucken quarter.
Guy: your not in need, your a fucken Begger with a stick.

by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019

Mollywhopped

A non beneficial conclusion. The act of being beaten badly. As in sports, fights, or competitions of any type. An intentional sabotage. The act of striking someone in the top of the head with an open palm. In sportsA blow out. Being shortchanged by someone in a vulgar and colloquial manner.

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by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019

LallyGagger

A constant procrastinater. Person who lags it. A person who likes to gag on lollie pops.

Girl 1: She's always lagging it dude! Fuck this bitch!
Girl 2: Bitch shut up youre a Lallygagger too.

by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019