Mr. Anson's definitions

assuager

The God of advice giving.

Assuager, I fucking love you. Have my babies.

by Mr. Anson January 21, 2008

Shaladios

A combination of the Hebrew word shalom with the Spanish word adios, in a creative combinational culture clash to say goodbye. Often said in a chipper voice.

Amy- Ok, I'm leaving now.
Matt- You're already packed?
Amy- Yes, I've been preparing for this for quite some time.
Matt- But why?
Amy- I haven't been fulfilled nearly enough in this marriage, and I know it's for the best for both of us.
Matt- Will I ever see you again?
Amy- Let's not talk about that.
Matt- I'll miss you.
Amy- I'll miss you too. Goodbye, Matt.
Matt- Shaladios shaladios!

by Mr. Anson January 17, 2008

Is that a wart?

Catch phrase used often by strange folks from California. Is often said at random times for no apparent reason, when obviously no wart is present.

Amy: Matt, it's over.
Matt: But why?
Amy: I am not fulfilled in this marriage.
Matt: It hurts, but if you want to leave, go ahead.
Amy: Here is my wedding ring (holds it out on the palm of her hand)
Matt: Is that a wart?

by Mr. Anson January 19, 2008

djentfest

When there is so much djent in a song that it is certifiably a festival.

The new Cloudkicker album is a total djentfest!

by Mr. Anson December 7, 2010

advicenators

A place where bannings and suspensions are handed out in exchange for humor.

L2 MOD: Assuager, you've been banned for calling this girl an idiot when she asked about the pull out method.

Assuager: So?

L2 MOD: SO I'M BANNING YOU TO 2014 BITCH! ADVICENATORS CAN'T HANDLE YOUR GODLINESS!

by Mr. Anson January 21, 2008