sir real

A guy who is completely spaced.
"Dude that guy is so wasted. Who is he?
"Sir Real."
by Mr Special July 08, 2019
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bitchorslut

A slut sleeps with everyone and a bitch sleeps with everyone but you
"Do you see the girl I just met over there? What do you think? Bitchorslut?"

"That bitch? Based on my experience she'll probably sleep with you."

How was your date? Slutorbitch?"
"Slut."
"That bitch!"
by Mr Special July 08, 2019
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Sta

A Sta was a girl. A pretty blonde girl. A lovely girl. The prettiest girl in the tri-counties. If you knew Sta you know how lucky you were. You will miss her first thing in the morning and the last thing at night. There was only one and her memory will never leave the minds of us left behind.
"I miss Sta so much."
"Me too."
"Me too."
"We all do."
by Mr Special September 10, 2018
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open all the windows

A euphemism for letting the sun and air back into your life. To decide to move forward with a positive attitude.
"Wow you're looking better today."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."

"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
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forensic kinesiology

A scientific method to find what you've lost, typically at home but not always, after a black out drunk. To recreate the probable motions you went through last night when you fell cause you were so wasted.
Dude: I was so drunk last night I don't remember coming home and then this morning I can't find my wallet.
Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.
by Mr Special August 27, 2018
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The one that got away

A reference to a person that could have been the true love of your life. A reference to a person you always wonder "What if...?"
"Dude! Who is that girl over there talking to your girlfriend? She is so hot!"
"The one that got away."

"Girl who's that handsome guy talking to your husband?"
"The one that got away."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
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Facebook

Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.
by Mr Special September 01, 2018
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