Definitions by Mr Special

SUI 

Shopping Under the Influence

I woke up to a new soundbar, sub woofer with satellite speakers for the smart TV and a new karaoke machine. I must have left the bar then SUI

SUI by Mr Special March 17, 2021

specialperson

A person worth the extra effort.

"Your friend is a specialperson."
"I'm so lucky."
"For sure a person worth the extra effort."

specialperson by Mr Special October 18, 2020

this girl i know 

The girl you know you want above all others but will never have. You love her so much you just want the best for her

Great to see you again! Glad you're so successful. Listen, there's this girl I know I'd like you to meet."

this girl i know by Mr Special April 22, 2020

What am I doing here? 

To ponder the now versus the why.

"Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"

"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"

"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"

What am I doing here? by Mr Special October 20, 2019

HTG

Acronym for "Hand To God." For when you are swearing to your truthfulness. Ironically, irregardless of one's religious outlook.

"HTG, I want you before all others "
"HTG?"
"HTG!"

HTG by Mr Special September 4, 2019

friends first 

When you want to get to know someone before you have sex with them

"That guy wanted to fuck like right now but I told him friends first".

"Dude what happened to you?"
"I was so turned on I thought my cock was going to start speaking for itself but when I put my hand on her vag she said "Whoa! Friends first."

friends first by Mr Special August 19, 2019

Short strokes

Near completion

"Are you finished jacking off?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."

"How's dinner coming?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."

Short strokes by Mr Special August 18, 2019