Tittyitus

A mental disorder where your brain is severely distracted by a nice rack of boobs.

I was trying to get things done at work this morning, but Lisa's low cut outfit gave me a bad case of tittyitus.

by Mr SnotNose August 08, 2016

Morgue Sex

Sex where a woman is disinterested and all they do is lay there and wait to get it over with.

After being married for 10 years, all she wants is 2 minutes with her vibrator and morgue sex with her husband -- I don't know how he puts up with it.

by Mr SnotNose March 14, 2014

Green Screen

A reference to the 1970's IBM terminals that were used to communicate with computers. This is used as a description indicating that something is dated or out of touch.

Steve's presentation clearly showed he's a green screen manager

by Mr SnotNose December 11, 2024