6 definitions by Mr Lizard
A citizen from Hemel Hempstead. A pun of the word haemorrhoid as people from Hemel are generally just as intelligent, ugly and irritating as a bunch of anal grapes.
by Mr Lizard August 23, 2004
by Mr Lizard August 22, 2004
A retarded homosexual who scours the Urban dictionary giving thumbs down to everyword just for the hell of it. They also enjoy shoving their thumbs down into their underpants and giving their anus a good poke.
by Mr Lizard August 25, 2004
An erect penis. Richard is the longer name of "dick". Dick of course being another name for the penis. Rigid as in hard, of course and for the purpose of alliteration.
Deborah wrapped her lips over Michael's Rigid Richard and proceeded to lick his shaft with her tongue.
by Mr Lizard October 13, 2004
by Mr Lizard August 20, 2004
by Mr Lizard August 20, 2004