Mr Lizard's definitions

Rigid Richard

An erect penis. Richard is the longer name of "dick". Dick of course being another name for the penis. Rigid as in hard, of course and for the purpose of alliteration.

Deborah wrapped her lips over Michael's Rigid Richard and proceeded to lick his shaft with her tongue.

by Mr Lizard October 13, 2004

Love Sausage

Yet another term for the penis.

Alison unzipped Staurt's fly and proceeded to suck on his love sausage.

by Mr Lizard August 20, 2004

Thumb Bummer

A retarded homosexual who scours the Urban dictionary giving thumbs down to everyword just for the hell of it. They also enjoy shoving their thumbs down into their underpants and giving their anus a good poke.

"Watch out for this one." "He's a dirty little thumb bummer."

by Mr Lizard August 25, 2004

Wobbly Matter

The female breasts, mammeries, titties etc

Boobs are made from a substance that scientists call wobbly matter.

by Mr Lizard August 22, 2004

Slapping Sally.

When a girl pleasures herself by rubbing between her legs.

Alison enjoyed slapping sally so much that she was in danger of developing carpal tunnel syndrome.

by Mr Lizard August 20, 2004

Hemeloid

A citizen from Hemel Hempstead. A pun of the word haemorrhoid as people from Hemel are generally just as intelligent, ugly and irritating as a bunch of anal grapes.

Oh man! I hate Hemel Hempstead. It's so trashy with all these hemeloids.

by Mr Lizard August 23, 2004