Definitions by Mr Hazmat

Volt-jockey 

An incompetent electrician, often one whose work may be potentially dangerous.

We had to get our whole house rewired since the last electrician was a regular volt-jockey.

Volt-jockey by Mr Hazmat September 1, 2025

Rommel-Patton syndrome 

The historical occurrence when a leader or influential person gains their reputation through charisma and propaganda and not necessarily capability or success.

Our last boss was a textbook case Rommel-Patton syndrome.

Rommel-Patton syndrome by Mr Hazmat September 1, 2025

Clankete 

The feminine form of clanker, can be used either as a slur or as a simple reference to the individual or object piece being described.

That's a pretty clankete over there.
Who's the dude with the clankete?

Clankete by Mr Hazmat September 1, 2025

Stendo 

Noun: An extended or larger version of a firearm magazine, most often belonging to Glock series pistols.
(although it can apply to any detachable firearm magazine, including for rifles, pistols and shotguns)

Check out Bobby, he's got himself a Stendo on his Glock!
Just bought myself a new Stendo for my Kalash.

Stendo by Mr Hazmat September 1, 2025