urban dumbass

The fucking idiots that define real words because they think urban dictionary is a legitimate dictionary

This fucking urban dumbass defined half the dictionary WTF

by Mr Feelgood September 30, 2015

Drunknesia

When you are so piss drunk that you forget everything about yourself

" dude you were so drunk you got drunknesia and you thought you were a potted plant it was fucking hilarious"

by Mr Feelgood September 30, 2015

Tight pudding

When you are going for easy anal and she gets so scared she tenses up and shits herself

I am mentally scarred I was going to surprise Cindy with anal but instead I got tight pudding

by Mr Feelgood September 07, 2016

intilock

The act of putting your sexual partner in a headlock and while they are stunned shoving your dick up their ass for easy anal.

"Bro did you hear Dan pulled an intilock on cindy and she has been walking funny ever since"
Person 1: "How did you get in that wheelchair?" Person 2 "My boyfriend intilocked me so bad he broke my hipbone"

by Mr Feelgood September 30, 2015

dicksie sticks

When you cover you dick in pixie stick powder and have a girl snort it off

My girl loves dicksie sticks she just cant get enough

by Mr Feelgood September 30, 2015