by Mr Crowley July 04, 2022
How you respond to someone when they say "thank you" for sending them random unprovoked nude selfies to which they dropped what they were doing and masterbated.
"Thank you," says Heather after she is done masterbating to Geof's random nude selfie. "You're welcum" says Geof.
by Mr Crowley August 03, 2021
Licking your girl's butthole after eating peanut butter, leading to a "peanut butter cup" like experience on your tongue.
Geof saw Heather stretching while he was eating peanut butter so he pulled her pants down and peanut butther.
by Mr Crowley May 31, 2025
A twist on the classic "trust fall." A sexual position where a woman rides a man while sitting on the edge of a couch or chair. She leans back with hands out... while the only thing keeping her from falling back is him holding her weight by her breasts.
*Do not attempt this at home if you have small breasts.
*Do not attempt this at home if you have small breasts.
by Mr Crowley June 18, 2022
by Mr Crowley July 13, 2021
by Mr Crowley April 21, 2021
by Mr Crowley December 13, 2021