Definitions by Mr Crowley

Goat Donkey

The greatest ass of all time

While Geof thinks Heather's ass is fine, Jordan is the true Goat Donkey.

Goat Donkey by Mr Crowley July 3, 2025

Otto style 

Very straight sex, so as to not to misalign your spine.

After a rough sex-related injury, Geof and Heather now practice Otto style intercourse to ensure a spine-friendly romantic experience.

Otto style by Mr Crowley June 29, 2025

cilantro bush 

A mexican chica's hooch when she doesn't wax.

Geof and Heather met a Latino couple for a little taco eating session and discovered she had a cilantro bush.

cilantro bush by Mr Crowley June 29, 2025

peanut butther 

Licking your girl's butthole after eating peanut butter, leading to a "peanut butter cup" like experience on your tongue.

Geof saw Heather stretching while he was eating peanut butter so he pulled her pants down and peanut butther.

peanut butther by Mr Crowley May 31, 2025

flu batter 

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.

Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.

flu batter by Mr Crowley July 3, 2022

breast trust fall 

A twist on the classic "trust fall." A sexual position where a woman rides a man while sitting on the edge of a couch or chair. She leans back with hands out... while the only thing keeping her from falling back is him holding her weight by her breasts.

*Do not attempt this at home if you have small breasts.

Heather felt safe in Geof's hands while performing the dangerous breast trust fall.

breast trust fall by Mr Crowley June 18, 2022

oompagina 

The downstairs lady parts of a female Oompa Loompa.

Geof is glad Heather does not have an oompagina even though she is short like an Oompa Loompa.

oompagina by Mr Crowley December 14, 2021