Mr Crowley 's definitions

monogabutt

What a woman calls her butt when she only let's one man perform anal sex on her.

Heather only let's Geof fuck her monogabutt.

by Mr Crowley March 21, 2021

ringmoon

When someone moons your Ring camera.

Heather ringmooned Geof's Ring camera. What a pleasant surprise.

by Mr Crowley April 15, 2021

jenniferequalssoy

Similar to soy, wives named Jennifer make your dick smaller.

Once Geof met Heather and his dick returned to full size he realized that jenniferequalssoy.

by Mr Crowley April 16, 2021

heathery style

A business/ casual clothing style worn by a Heather to work.

Heather took a selfie for Geof in her closet showing off her heathery style.

by Mr Crowley April 21, 2021

physically indulgent

Enjoying someone's body to a point where nothing else matters

Heather straddled Geof kissing him so he could be physically indulgent with her.

by Mr Crowley April 30, 2021

breast trust fall

A twist on the classic "trust fall." A sexual position where a woman rides a man while sitting on the edge of a couch or chair. She leans back with hands out... while the only thing keeping her from falling back is him holding her weight by her breasts.

*Do not attempt this at home if you have small breasts.

Heather felt safe in Geof's hands while performing the dangerous breast trust fall.

by Mr Crowley June 18, 2022

flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.

Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.

by Mr Crowley July 3, 2022