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Gilford

pretty much the sweetest place ever. Located in the midst of the Lakes Region, home to some pretty awesome kids ie. Matt Pumphret.
Guy One: Where you from, Gilford?

Guy Two: Hells Yeah, G-UNIT!!!

Guy One: That's stupid...
by Mp February 4, 2005
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1. To sodomize in a manner which produces santorum; to screw-over in a particularly nasty way.

2. To give something the quality of santorum; to make a mess of.

3. To revile or damn a person or thing by using its name as an offensive neologism, as in santorum.
1. Yeah, I santorumized him good.
2. Damn, you really santorumized that pillowcase.
3. You can't santorumize "Bush," really, because bush already has so many meanings.
by Mp April 9, 2005
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Stop varting at me!
That wasn't a fart, that was a vart
by Mp October 26, 2004
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Stupidest man to hold presidency of US.
Puts pseudo old testament fundamentalist religious beliefs discovered during a college drunk session ahead of facts when sending young kids who think they are being patriotic off to die while killing people with brown skin... thinks Vietnam was a noble act.

Killed most people in state sponsered execution in Us while governor of Texas.
Bush is thinking again, said Carl rove. I can smell something burning.
by Mp January 30, 2005
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A man who participates in animal intercourse and blows as much men as the infamous MP who servs hotdogs and hamburgers to the kids
you are A pwnzor b331z!!!!
by Mp January 21, 2004
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One who enjoys gay/animal sex.Someone who then devours the haj from the multiple fags/animals which then swallows.Someone who wants to bang their cousin,incesting mother fucker.
Damn B331z your one crazy swallowing haj machine.Suck it good u lil bitch.
by Mp January 23, 2004
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