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Mozambique ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฟ 's definitions

๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท

Jimmy: I want to go to ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท
Joe: whatโ€™s ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท?
Jimmy: South Korea
mugGet the ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ทmug.

yo mama so fat

mugGet the yo mama so fatmug.

Qonโ€™t

When a retard misspells wonโ€™t
Retard types: I qonโ€™t ne albe oto ytpe orf lonher

Non retard types: I can type that you are idiotic
Retard types: ayaAyAa
mugGet the Qonโ€™tmug.

the ultimate survival tool

A stupid ass shovel that I donโ€™t even know exists
mugGet the the ultimate survival toolmug.

๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ

Joe: Iโ€™m ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ
mugGet the ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆmug.

i cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI

When you canโ€™t find that Netherlands flag emoji in your iPhone flags
Me: trying to find my own definitions
โ€œI cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI
mugGet the i cant find that FRICKIN EMOJImug.

;(

A sad face with a tearful eye ๐Ÿ‘
Bill: ;(
Jimmy: why are u ;(
Bill: My bunny wonโ€™t hug me
mugGet the ;(mug.

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