Thanks for your opinion

A very nice and polite way of calling someone a jerk.

"You're so short. So short, in fact, that you couldn't jump over a corgi if you tried."

"Alright, thanks for your opinion."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

pasta la vista

What white girls say when leaving an Italian restaurant.

"Thank you for your service. We hope you enjoyed."

"Pasta la vista!"

by Moon Worshiper September 01, 2022

Thrice

Something people should say but never do say.

"Once, twice, but never thrice."

by Moon Worshiper September 02, 2022

Social Traveler

That guy that sat next to you on an airplane who tried to drum up conversations over the most awkward topics.

"So, where ya headed?"

"Same place you are. Why'd you ask?"

"Forgive me, I'm a bit of a social traveler."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

Triclops

The word for someone with a third eye.

"Open your third eye and embrace the triclops in you."

by Moon Worshiper September 01, 2022

Friday

A song about as good as a Dhar Mann video.

"Have you listened to that song Friday?"

"Yeah. It's almost like a Dhar Mann actor wrote it."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

Greg

Someone who is sure they are right even when they are wrong, driving you to the brink of insanity.

"New York is a country, and if you think otherwise you should go back to first grade."

"Stop being such a Greg, Greg."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022