Definitions by Moon Worshiper

Urban Dictionary 

A godsend

"I don't know what I would do without the Urban Dictionary."

Urban Dictionary by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

PE 

Child abuse

"Hey, how was PE?"

"They made us run a mile when it was a hundred degrees. PE is child abuse."

PE by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

Friday 

A song about as good as a Dhar Mann video.

"Have you listened to that song Friday?"

"Yeah. It's almost like a Dhar Mann actor wrote it."

Friday by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

Thanks for your opinion

A very nice and polite way of calling someone a jerk.

"You're so short. So short, in fact, that you couldn't jump over a corgi if you tried."

"Alright, thanks for your opinion."

Thanks for your opinion by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

Social Traveler 

That guy that sat next to you on an airplane who tried to drum up conversations over the most awkward topics.

"So, where ya headed?"

"Same place you are. Why'd you ask?"

"Forgive me, I'm a bit of a social traveler."

Social Traveler by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

AirPod Kid

That kid at your school, typically a boy, who wears AirPods constantly, has semi long hair, wears a gold chain, and whose main purpose in life is getting girls.

"You wear AirPods in your sleep? You are such an AirPod kid."

AirPod Kid by Moon Worshiper August 29, 2022

Greg 

Someone who is sure they are right even when they are wrong, driving you to the brink of insanity.

"New York is a country, and if you think otherwise you should go back to first grade."

"Stop being such a Greg, Greg."

Greg by Moon Worshiper August 29, 2022