17 definitions by Moon Worshiper

Capture the King

A little known modification of chess in which you win the game by capturing the king like you would capture any other piece instead of checkmating the king.

"I would rather play Capture the King. Chess is too hard."

by Moon Worshiper September 1, 2022

Trumposis

A mental disorder characterized by a strong tendency to lie.

"You lied again. Your psychiatrist thinks you might have trumposis."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Social Traveler

That guy that sat next to you on an airplane who tried to drum up conversations over the most awkward topics.

"So, where ya headed?"

"Same place you are. Why'd you ask?"

"Forgive me, I'm a bit of a social traveler."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

Triclops

The word for someone with a third eye.

"Open your third eye and embrace the triclops in you."

by Moon Worshiper September 1, 2022

Trivorce

When a group of three friends splits up.

"How has your social life been lately?"

"Not so good. I got a trivorce recently."

by Moon Worshiper September 1, 2022

pasta la vista

What white girls say when leaving an Italian restaurant.

"Thank you for your service. We hope you enjoyed."

"Pasta la vista!"

by Moon Worshiper September 1, 2022

Greg

Someone who is sure they are right even when they are wrong, driving you to the brink of insanity.

"New York is a country, and if you think otherwise you should go back to first grade."

"Stop being such a Greg, Greg."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022