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Definitions by Moof

three bagger 

Cf. one bagger, two bagger/double bagger.

A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.
"I'm so drunk, I could hit a double bagger, but she's a three."
three bagger by moof July 10, 2003

chick magnet 

A desirable car which impresses the ladies.
"This car is a chick magnet"
chick magnet by moof July 10, 2003

the ladies

Females. Specifically, all hot females between the ages of consent and milf, collectively.
"That augmentation I got done is a big hit with the ladies."
the ladies by moof July 10, 2003
"She's a right old lezzer"
lezzer by moof July 10, 2003