Definitions by MooHen

Mars Dust 

When, for whatever reason, you get Flaming Hot Cheeto Dust on the head of your dick.

The mars dust burns a lot less than you would expect.

When flaming cheeto dust caresses your hard dick, that's amore...

Mars Dust by MooHen March 4, 2023

Do-yes 

Correct pronunciation of the airport in D.C., with a Spanish double l.

"Out of respect for the people of Guatemala, I am changing the pronunciation of the Airport in D.C. Also sorry for the syphyllis experiments." - Barack Obama, probably

Following this statement Dulles officially gained the Spanish double l and was henceforth pronounced "Do-yes".

Do-yes by MooHen December 6, 2022

Oil Slick 

The fluid under a woman from her pussy juice after sex. Particularly obvious on darker-colored blankets. Leaves a prominent white stain if ignored.

"We need to do laundry, I left an oil slick and I hate looking at it."
"I like the sight, it feeds my ego. I made you do that."

Oil Slick by MooHen November 9, 2022

Epilog 

The turd that doesn't come out until a few minutes after the primary shit

A: "Are you done pooping?"
B: "Almost! Just waiting on the epilog."

Epilog by MooHen April 2, 2022

Vulpa 

Acronym for "VUlva Labia Pussy Area" to describe the general outside section of a woman's genitalia. Technically more accurate than saying vagina in some cases because apparently that's on the inside?

"I've had your entire vulpa in my mouth, I suppose we can share a toothbrush"

"The vagina is on the inside! You eat the vulpa, you penetrate the vagina. You don't eat the vagina."

Vulpa by MooHen March 4, 2022

Dippu shittu 

japanese for dipshit. similar to baka

"what dippu shittu eats sushi with a fork"

a: "omae wa mo shinderu"
b: "yeah well omae wa mo dippu shittu"
a: (head explodes)

Dippu shittu by MooHen September 8, 2021

Rawdogging the Dreamtime 

When you don't have a pillowcase so you sleep directly on the pillow

My girlfriend couldn't stand the thought of me rawdogging the dreamtime so she bought me some pillowcases

Rawdogging the Dreamtime by MooHen April 4, 2021