Monky Brainz's definitions

Technophrenia

A pathological state of detachment from social reality, most often in the technological elite class, caused by extreme insulation due to incredible wealth and existing in an echo chamber where the correctness of the afflicted individual is continuously affirmed, leading to grandiose, impractical uses of influence and resources in pursuit of solving problems that do not exist.

"Tim Cooks technophrenia is out of control, he actually believes that people will wear his goggles into meetings."

by Monky Brainz November 7, 2025

Kerschwoozle

To do what needs to be done, in whatever way necessary; to handle it.

“Don’t worry about the details, just kerschwoozle it.”

by Monky Brainz November 7, 2025

evenborne

adjective. Unbothered by things that typically upset others.

“When people criticized his idea, he stayed evenborne.”

by Monky Brainz November 7, 2025

metasolation

noun. The emotional state of feeling deeply connected through Meta’s platforms while simultaneously experiencing physical or emotional isolation.

“After hours online, she felt a strange metasolation, surrounded yet alone.”

by Monky Brainz November 7, 2025

artifliction

A compulsive dependence on artificial intelligence; addiction to the use of AI systems.

“He spends ten hours a day prompting chatbots—classic artifliction.”

by Monky Brainz November 7, 2025

pathosphere of simulacra dating

n.
The ambient emotional environment of modern dating applications, characterized by negotiation between curated digital personas that bear a tenuous relationship to the individuals controlling them, a condition in which authentic connection is systematically displaced by the exchange of idealized representations, creating a closed system in which copies interact with copies while originals remain inaccessible.

We've abandoned dating for the pathosphere of simulacra dating—a digital theatre where avatars perform courtship while their creators swipe alone.

by Monky Brainz November 7, 2025

Apperella

a woman aged 40+ who is actively dating and under the delusion that she is a prize, a real catch, and desirable to men; a princess with a dating profile that includes a list of demands and expectations that are unrealistic and often falsified, along with a series of pictures that have been edited such that the original photo is unrecognizable, often these images include or are pictures of pets, children, grandchildren and avatars.

All apperellas have a list of demands that they will score potential partners against, be it subvert or overt, the list is their measure of a man's worth or approximation to a good or perfect man.

by Monky Brainz November 8, 2025