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Definitions by Monkey at Noon in the Backwood

Peach Eater
When I finish this peach, call me spleach.

Hermione 

A Hot Nerd
I would study with that Hermione any day of the week.

I would love to stick my pencil in Hermione's sharpener.

Boberious 

More serious than serious
That interview was Serious Boberious.

William takes monopoly way too boberious. I can't believe he cried when he lost.

Senor Boberious is MUY SERIO!

Pizza Mia 

A terrible tasting, cheap pizza from pizza hut.
Also, a sweet yet terrible smelling fart, or poot if you are a lady.
Ughhh, did you taste pizza huts new pizza mia... man that thing was raunchy.

I was sitting in church when I let this super loud pizza mia rip during silent prayer. It had been cooking in my oven for hours. The old folks didn't smell a thing.

Emberraby 

When that chubby girl pooped her pants she was so emberraby.

Ebinizer Pleaser 

A well endowed man
His ebinizer was quite the pleaser last night! It was huge.

Or... His ebinizer wasnt quite the pleaser.

His ebinizer wasn't a pleaser, it was a teaser.

Ebinizer Pleaser