A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.
Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
by Monkey Shagger May 01, 2020
When you’ve been gooning all night in bed and at the crack of dawn you bust a nut across the room, causing the cumshot to hit a window and look like a star in the sky.
Bro 1: “Damn you look really happy today. What’s up?”
Bro 2: “Man I saw The Morning Star today after the wank session.”
Bro 1: “Aight, don’t talk to me anymore bro.”
Bro 2: “Man I saw The Morning Star today after the wank session.”
Bro 1: “Aight, don’t talk to me anymore bro.”
by Monkey Shagger November 08, 2023
Bro 1: “hey man are you alright?”
Bro 2: “nah man I heard the Sounding of Music last night”
Bro 3: “isn’t that a musical?”
Bro 2: “in some ways”
Bro 2: “nah man I heard the Sounding of Music last night”
Bro 3: “isn’t that a musical?”
Bro 2: “in some ways”
by Monkey Shagger August 04, 2024
Bro 1: “Do you know what Karate Fruit Salad is?”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”
by Monkey Shagger May 06, 2020
Dude 1: “yo yo, I accidentally gave myself a Blacksmith’s Goatee last night!
Dude 2: “how the fuck did you do that by accident?”
Dude 2: “how the fuck did you do that by accident?”
by Monkey Shagger August 10, 2019
The act of when a guy cums and the color is pinkish, resembling a Ghetto Snapple drink. This also hints that this dumbass has an STD.
Dumb Bitch 1: “omg Cheryl my boyfriend gave me a Ghetto Snapple this weekend!
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”
by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019