Monkey Shagger's definitions

Pool Skimming

When you fish all the shit out of a man’s creampied asshole.

Dude 1: “yo why did you need to buy extra toothpaste?”
Dude 2: “oh yo I’m going pool skimming later, wanna link up?”
Dude 1: “aight, don’t talk to me again bro”

by Monkey Shagger April 1, 2025

The Sounding of Music

When you jam a violin bow down your urethra and take a piss.

Bro 1: “hey man are you alright?”
Bro 2: “nah man I heard the Sounding of Music last night”
Bro 3: “isn’t that a musical?”
Bro 2: “in some ways”

by Monkey Shagger August 3, 2024

The Morning Star

When you’ve been gooning all night in bed and at the crack of dawn you bust a nut across the room, causing the cumshot to hit a window and look like a star in the sky.

Bro 1: “Damn you look really happy today. What’s up?”
Bro 2: “Man I saw The Morning Star today after the wank session.”
Bro 1: “Aight, don’t talk to me anymore bro.”

by Monkey Shagger November 8, 2023

Karate Fruit Salad

When you kick someone in the balls so hard that they explode like grapes and blueberries.

Bro 1: “Do you know what Karate Fruit Salad is?”
Bro 2: “No, what is it?”
Bro 1: “Here, I’ll show you”

by Monkey Shagger May 5, 2020

The Hammer of Thor

A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.

Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”

by Monkey Shagger May 1, 2020

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by Monkey Shagger October 17, 2019

Blizzarding

Blizzarding is when you creampie a chick inside of a Dairy Queen and if she stands up and it comes out, you go for Round 2.

Nibba 1: “dawg tonight I’m going Blizzarding.”
Nibba 2: “get the fuck away from me nibba”

by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019