by Monkey December 05, 2004

A theory that town people think is true. When gay little fuckers go out in the pasture thinking a cow sleeps standing up (them little faggots). They try to push it over but realize the cow is awake and start running but slips and falls into cow shit. Then thier little rich scrubby ass goes home dirty and crying saying they want to sue the cow.
Joe went cow tipping and then went home crying to his mommy that night. That stupid little queerish faggot cum sucking mammas bitch that thinks cows sleep standing up...dumb rich town fucker
by monkey April 21, 2005

Jiro is the leader of the stae army
by MONKEY October 28, 2003

university professor who claims omniscience because they spent a metric fuckload of years in school.
Considers themselves academic gods (dieties).
Considers themselves academic gods (dieties).
He tries to tell me how to fix his computer, when his degree is in business and my B.S. is in information systems. Fucking phdiety.
by monkey January 28, 2005

one who portrays themselves as high in popularity and looks down upon those who aren't as "cool" as they are, a complete tool to the in-crowd, one that is not liked
by Monkey January 08, 2005
