Monkey's definitions

columbian fog

thick smoke created when smoking lots of pot in an enclosed space

He thought he was playing it cool, but the cop knew he was high when the columbian fog rolled out of the car window.

by monkey January 28, 2005

highroller

a word play of the original highroller, one who drives while under the influence of illegal narcotics (i.e. marijuana)

when you see someone roll by with their seat laid back and surrounded by a columbian fog, you know they are a highroller.

by Monkey January 24, 2005

mackem

lazy, fat arsed dole scum

That mackem's giro is burning a hole in his pocket

by Monkey February 3, 2004

Big cock

What every guy on the face of the world will tell you he has.

"Hey, I have a big cock!"

by Monkey March 28, 2005

scrub

a bum, loser, faggot ,or someone who can't get a girl

man look at this scrub

by Monkey January 31, 2004

as hell

can be added to any adjective to add emphasis, regardless of whether or not it makes sense to reference hell as an entity.

its hot as hell.
its cold as hell.
this is stupid as hell.
that kid is smart as hell.

by Monkey January 24, 2005

g

1. a replacing word for a person
2. a thousand dollars
3. a gangsta

1. yo g let me get some of that weed
2. yo man I got 3 g's
3. I got checked by five g's today

by Monkey January 31, 2004