Increasingly, he felt every unit of experience as an anachron. He was unable to answer what hour, what season, what decade it might be, or how old he was, completely uncertain as to how much, or whether, any time had passed or would pass between this moment and another. He was simply alive and had been granted extraordinary freedom from the weight of time.
by Monkey's Dad June 01, 2022
He accepted that he would go nowhere and see nobody till further notice. There was only uncertainty, and nothing to do but wait.
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
Exquisite erotic pleasure lavished upon a loved one, involving simultaneous stimulation from one's tongue and a vibrator.
From her posture on the bed, and from the paraphernalia she had silently set out, he understood that tonight she was craving vibrolingus, which he would lovingly provide.
by Monkey's Dad December 01, 2022
1) An affectionate name for any dog of indeterminate breed, aspiring to designer status.
2) An unlikely mix of a poodle and, say, a Havanese, which, even though the resulting scruffy creature may possess two heads and eight legs, will still be right at home in the most upscale dog park.
2) An unlikely mix of a poodle and, say, a Havanese, which, even though the resulting scruffy creature may possess two heads and eight legs, will still be right at home in the most upscale dog park.
"And, uh... what's yours?" "Oh, she's a Monkadoodle."
by Monkey's Dad September 16, 2019
Day and night, for weeks, the streets had been empty, businesses, schools, restaurants closed, no one allowed to step from their front doors, everyone forced to obey the 24-hour curfew.
by Monkey's Dad March 16, 2020
A "Friend Request", labeled "People You May Know" which seems to come from another planet. A photo of a member of the opposite sex, with absurdly exaggerated sexual characteristics and a "name" which is a random string of letters. Presumably aroused beyond bearing, you will click "Add Friend" and promptly provide your banking information, credit cards, SSN and all your passwords.
"American mans, Dmitri, liking they are the waist-to-hips rations, this I read on pornhubs, so bigger you make it. Bigger Dmitri. Hot name you give please to these chick... Nogy Wqjorjm, this they American girls naming many. Masters of Phacebook Phishing soon we will be, rich mans, fancy car driving."
by Monkey's Dad January 29, 2021
A quiet expression of intimacy, shared when one can see through the eyes of another. Synchronicity of vision, across miles, between two people who have never met.
by Monkey's Dad June 16, 2022