Exquisite erotic pleasure lavished upon a loved one, involving simultaneous stimulation from one's tongue and a vibrator.
From her posture on the bed, and from the paraphernalia she had silently set out, he understood that tonight she was craving vibrolingus, which he would lovingly provide.
by Monkey's Dad December 01, 2022
He accepted that he would go nowhere and see nobody till further notice. There was only uncertainty, and nothing to do but wait.
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
1) An affectionate name for any dog of indeterminate breed, aspiring to designer status.
2) An unlikely mix of a poodle and, say, a Havanese, which, even though the resulting scruffy creature may possess two heads and eight legs, will still be right at home in the most upscale dog park.
2) An unlikely mix of a poodle and, say, a Havanese, which, even though the resulting scruffy creature may possess two heads and eight legs, will still be right at home in the most upscale dog park.
"And, uh... what's yours?" "Oh, she's a Monkadoodle."
by Monkey's Dad September 16, 2019
Someone who has zero doubt who they'll vote for, and says "Well, gosh, I can't really decide at this point."
Skewing the polls, giving the country a false image of its future, she characterized herself as an undersided voter.
by Monkey's Dad August 24, 2020
Rising in social status by virtue of one's grace and generosity of spirit, inherent qualities having nothing to do with money, fame or possession.
With the re-ordering of social values resulting from the epidemic and the market crash, he increasingly found himself invited to the best parties, asked to speak in a spectrum of venues, and was quietly made aware of his upward nobility.
by Monkey's Dad March 16, 2020
Without sequence. Two or more events which can be viewed as happening or existing simultaneously, free of the linear concept of time.
He experienced the present, past and future as asequential, everything being equidistant and equally available.
by Monkey's Dad May 20, 2021
That special waitress who approaches your table - clearly wishing you would die during her shift - and asks "How is everything?"
by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2023