Definitions by Monkey's Dad

psick joke 

Humor in such poor taste it is a symptom of psychosis.

Was she really aiming to get a laugh by mocking a gender-neutral, disabled person of indeterminate ethnicity, an age-challenged, vaccine-addled, undocumented person whose worldly belongings were spilling out of a shopping cart as they slowly tried to cross the street in front of her car while she leaned on the horn? It was by every standard worse than un-funny. It was deranged, a psick joke, but one she hoped would get her the gig she yearned for - hosting the 2025 White House Correspondents dinner.

psick joke by Monkey's Dad September 16, 2021

Pussword 

When every one of your passwords is the name of your cat.

She carefully typed it in. F-L-U-F-F-Y, her all-time favorite pussword, which nobody would ever guess.

Pussword by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2021

Pussword 

When every one of your passwords are the name of your cat.

She carefully typed it in, one letter at a time. F-L-U-F-F-Y, her all-time favorite pussword, which nobody could ever guess.

Pussword by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2021

entrancegent 

Unwilling or unable to move, due to being entranced, usually at the sight of a highly attractive person.

He cannot stop staring at her. My God. She is so incredibly beautiful. He stands frozen at the top of the escalator, people pouring off it right behind him, tripping and falling. He dimly realizes that he is being prodded, cursed and yelled at to MOVE! yet he remains entrancegent.

entrancegent by Monkey's Dad September 13, 2021

SOTE 

Scum of the Earth

Knowing it would take his colleague a while to figure it out, or to seek its meaning on Urban Dictionary, Jason began his text with a subtle-yet-direct salutation - "Dear SOTE..."

SOTE by Monkey's Dad August 29, 2021

Msogynist 

A polite and politically correct Misogynist.

Never crude or disrespectful to the fair sex, he introduced himself to women as a Msogynist.

Msogynist by Monkey's Dad August 29, 2021

GFF

A feminine refinement of BFF, meaning GirlFriends Forever.

"Lauren and me have known each other since we were, like, little, and we are, like, GFF."

GFF by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2021