Definitions by Monkey's Dad

Zoomophilia 

Newly classified sexual kink, experiencing Zoom meetings as covert orgy.

Without knowing it, this was the turn-on he had waited for, his new Zoomophilia. Seeing only faces of his Zoommates, his imagination roamed freely, thinking of what might be going on out-of-frame.

Zoomophilia by Monkey's Dad May 14, 2020

Zoommates 

Two or more people who regularly share online Zoom meetings.

They could no longer meet in class, or in the office, but after weeks of online meetings they felt like Zoommates.

Zoommates by Monkey's Dad May 14, 2020

self-interest 

Wanting what is best for everyone, including oneself, not, as commonly believed, what is best only for oneself.

He knew it was in his self-interest to help as many people as possible thrive and prosper, in comfort and safety, that only then could he ultimately thrive and prosper.

self-interest by Monkey's Dad May 13, 2020

innocential worker 

An innocent and essential employee, placed at serious risk of viral infection in their workplace.

Customers refused to wear masks, citing their 'freedom', unconcerned with the lives of the innocential workers who had no choice but to serve them.

innocential worker by Monkey's Dad May 13, 2020

uncertain future

The truth, or illusion, that we cannot know what will happen next.

She felt the weight of her uncertain future, more than ever, unable to predict or imagine the world which awaited.

uncertain future by Monkey's Dad May 12, 2020

positive

A negative.

She was thrown into a state of despair, learning that she had tested positive.

positive by Monkey's Dad May 11, 2020

Pandemocrisy 

Using the Pandemic to Hypocritically manipulate the Democratic process.

On election day, voters would be told to stay home, for their safety, yet forced to go to the polls, which in traditionally democratic areas would be closed. America was becoming a Pandemocrisy - Fear More Years!

Pandemocrisy by Monkey's Dad May 9, 2020