Definitions by Monkey's Dad

character is destiny 

The belief that a person's arc is determined by the nature of their character.

She had always taken comfort in the idea that character is destiny, that good people would prevail, that the bad would receive their just punishment. Now, with the possibility of a second term, and the further catastrophe it would unleash, she was not so sure.

character is destiny by Monkey's Dad September 19, 2020

Taco Bell wine 

Wine sold at Taco Bell.

When life could not feel any more weird, Jalapeño Noir is the name of the new Taco Bell wine, available only in Canada.

Taco Bell wine by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2020

Smart Lives Matter 

Those who understand that the words "Please wear a mask" do not mean: 1) carry it in your hand, 2) wear it around your neck or 3) wear it covering your chin but not your mouth and nose.

YOU! ... Yes, you, coming within inches of me, breathing in my face, with YOUR MASK SECURED AROUND YOUR ELBOW! please respect my right to live even if you don't care about your own, because Smart Lives Matter.

Smart Lives Matter by Monkey's Dad September 14, 2020

Smart Lives Matter 

Those who understand that the phrase "Please wear a mask" does not mean: 1) carry it in your hand, 2) wear it around your neck or 3) wear it covering your chin but not your mouth and nose.

YOU! Yes, you, coming within inches of me, breathing in my face, with YOUR MASK SECURED AROUND YOUR ELBOW!, please respect my right to live even if you don't care about your own, because Smart Lives Matter.

Smart Lives Matter by Monkey's Dad September 13, 2020

Kardashed expectations 

When the worldview of a young woman raised on all 18 TV seasons of Keeping Up With Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall collides with 2020? not to mention? as if that weren't bad enough? their show gets canceled? I mean.

Growing up, she figured her days would like, be all, like, shopping, makeup, hair, like facials and stuff, and not like, unemployment? driving her mom's Kia to TJMaxx while wearing ugly-ass masks? This totally sucked and who was gonna pay for her Kardashed expectations?

Kardashed expectations by Monkey's Dad September 9, 2020

Kardashed expectations 

Disappointment when the real world of 2020 does not keep up with the Kardashians.

Would like, Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall ever, like, accept being canceled? It was rigged, fraudulent, they weren't leaving, and someone was gonna pay for her Kardashed expectations.

Kardashed expectations by Monkey's Dad September 9, 2020

underlying condition 

A Covid-denier's first response to hearing that a person has died from Covid-19. Because they absolutely know that the disease is nothing more than a politicized hoax.

"My friend died from Covid."
"Did she have an underlying condition?"

underlying condition by Monkey's Dad September 7, 2020