2 definitions by Molder than Mildew

A very shy and sensitive man who deserves more recognition whether it's at home or in his career. Since we live in a superficial world people only recognize superficiality instead of authenticity. They fall for unauthenticated words and deny the realist the right to accomplish. A man who can enter a room and within moments be surrounded by an audience of women who are captivated by his charms and Italian looks. William dares us to be bold and stay true to ourselves. He refuses to conform to middle-class thinking and damns society's set standards of behavior as a straitjacket for the imagination. A man whose able to see beauty in things that others overlook. A man whose kind words are expressed through his eyes. His intelligence is clearly exhibited through his speech and his writing especially poetry. A man of pride whose honest opinion others may find offending. You need to earn Williams trust but once you do, you have just made a friend for a lifetime. Anyone that's dear to him will be overwhelmed by his kindness, dedication, understanding and loving nature. He plays the guitar and seduces women with his lyrical charm. You can't help but smile and sigh the moment you lay eyes on William. He is by far the best man I've ever met and I'm going to treasure his friendship and love him in a way his never been loved before.
William belongs in fairy tales.
by Molder than Mildew November 18, 2017
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A girl who suffers from Relevance Deprivation Syndrome. Her attention seeking behaviours makes you want to chew your arm off in order to escape. An emotionally manipulative girl who finds pleasure in constantly reminding her boyfriend how lucky he is to have her, and how he must always spend money on her, buy her gifts and constantly tell her that she's beautiful and smart. Monotonously boasting about her so called style, money, beauty and intelligence. Lindsey is the type of girl who is easily impressed by money, followers, degrees and titles. Loyalty, kindness and integrity are words she uses to describe herself but it's obvious that she's hit the "Ctrl C" and "Ctrl V" buttons and copied Tessa's description. She makes herself feel good by stalking other girls on social media and make negative comments about them especially to her boyfriend. Lindsey has a hole in her heart and soul, all the energy that she

tirelessly wastes into getting attention she should use to repair the holes that she has.
Lindsey is so boring, I can't stop yawning. Every description is the f*cking same. Can't she think of anything better to say.
by Molder than Mildew November 27, 2017
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