Mnc & Lr's definitions

pornounce

a scale which measures how porntacular something is.
i.e. how good the porn is

man1: how was the super edition of ZOO mag?
man2: super crap. only got a 2 on my pornounce.
man1: thanks for the heads up man.

by Mnc & Lr September 11, 2007

pornouncer

a scale which measures how porn-ey a certain object is.

Man1 : So how was the super edition of FHM, dude?
Man2 : Uhh, let me go get the pornouncer. *gets pornouncer*
dude... it only got a 2 =/

by Mnc & Lr September 10, 2007