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1) An idiomatic question, meaning "What's going on?" or "What are you doing?"
2) A casual greeting, synonymous to "what's up?"
3) A phrase commonly used for seduction--a pick up line. Note alternative intonation. Usually ineffective.

The natural, most common response is "not much," due to the question's pragmatic similarty to "what's up?" A serious response, i.e. describing your current attire, may place you in a social out-group, and is generally not cool. May be considered a bit sketchy and is prone to misinterpretation when used online. Originally a contraction of "What you wearing?"

See also: watchu
Mitcho: Hey, Noah, whatchu wearin'?
Noah: Not much.
Mitcho: Really?
Noah: Yes, really.
by Mitcho December 24, 2003
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Nesht has the biggest cock you’ll ever find. This absolute god of a msn will last in bed for hours. He can put his cock on the ground like a third leg and spin on it.
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Mitcho: Hey, Noah, whatchu wearin'?
Noah: Not much.
Mitcho: Really?
Noah: Yes, really.
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The most natural, common response to "whatchu wearin'?" Used due to the question's pragmatic similarity to "what's up?"
Mitcho: Hey, Noah, whatchu wearin'?
Noah: Not much.
Mitcho: Really?
Noah: Yes, really.
by Mitcho December 24, 2003
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Kazza also known as El Kazza. This Big boi got a ginormous heart but it’s nothing compared to his ginormous Ass…! literally sink battle ships with his immense OOGA BOOGA African tribal warrior ass
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Contraction for "what you." Alternative spelling: whatchu.

See also: watchu wearin'?, whatchu wearin'?
by Mitcho December 24, 2003
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