balls to drop is a term for lack of courage. A reward for an act of courage your "balls could drop". Turning you from a boy to a man.
Steve: I am not going to jump off the diving board. I don't even know how to swim.
Ryan: Come on man, get those balls to drop.
Steve (jumps and swims): that wasn't too bad, I did fine.
Ryan: Congratulations, I think at 45 years old, your balls have officially dropped. Your voices sounds deeper too.
Ryan: Come on man, get those balls to drop.
Steve (jumps and swims): that wasn't too bad, I did fine.
Ryan: Congratulations, I think at 45 years old, your balls have officially dropped. Your voices sounds deeper too.
by Mitchell man September 03, 2010
C.T.A.F. stands for Can't Trust a Fart.
When you are just getting over a case of diarrhea and you don't know if your going to fart or shit your pants.
When you are just getting over a case of diarrhea and you don't know if your going to fart or shit your pants.
C.T.A.F.
Honey wake up!! We need to change the sheets I just shit the bed. I have had the runs all day and thought it was safe but C.T.A.F.
Honey wake up!! We need to change the sheets I just shit the bed. I have had the runs all day and thought it was safe but C.T.A.F.
by Mitchell Man July 11, 2008
Gatlin gun is multiple pelvic thrusts while ejecting yourself from a chair. Normally a sound effect is acceptable (bam,bam,.........bam).
While Aaron was getting out of his seat. He yelled to Jared and said "Gatlin Gun" bam,bam,.........bam!!!!
by Mitchell man May 21, 2008
When you really have to shit and you sit on the toilet for an hour grunting and pushing but can't shit. Finally you squeeze out a small rock turd and thats all you do.
by Mitchell Man July 11, 2008
Shirtain is when your wife hangs up all the wet shirts from the washer to air dry on a overhead door ledge.
Dammit !!! Every time i walk through the shirtain half of the shirts fall off and i need to pick them up. I wish she would just get a clothes line outside.
by Mitchell man August 06, 2012
xbox zombie is the state-of-mind that you are in when your Xbox 360 is broken. You don't show any emotion, just playing Xbox 360 in your head.
Aaron: Jared are you Ok? You look like you are missing your best friend.
Jared: No man, my Xbox 360 just crashed it will be 2 months before it is returned.
Aaron:Get a life dude!! Don't act like an Xbox Zombie. There is more to life than staying up all night playing war with your buddies.
Jared: No man, my Xbox 360 just crashed it will be 2 months before it is returned.
Aaron:Get a life dude!! Don't act like an Xbox Zombie. There is more to life than staying up all night playing war with your buddies.
by Mitchell Man February 19, 2009
eSlap is an online bitch slap. Normally from someone correcting an email you sent out and sending it to everyone in their address book to make you look bad.
Tim: Hey everyone don't go to XYZ restaurant because I heard they are stealing credit card information.
Jim: Dear Everyone,I saw this on SNOPES and this isn't true. Tim,you need to get your facts straight before sending us emails.
Tim: Damn, I feel like I just got eSlapped. I was just trying to do everyone a favor.
Jim: Dear Everyone,I saw this on SNOPES and this isn't true. Tim,you need to get your facts straight before sending us emails.
Tim: Damn, I feel like I just got eSlapped. I was just trying to do everyone a favor.
by Mitchell Man February 06, 2009