Definitions by Mitchell Shuttleworth Holden

Shmeritty

When someone gets especially hot for a redhead and lives in persistent denial of their attraction.

"Wow it's obvious Mitchell is attracted to Gabby, he must be pulling a Shmeritty"

Shmeritty by Mitchell Shuttleworth Holden July 15, 2024

nerdy drum-kit 

A sexual act between two consenting parties that involves dressing the submissive party in a nerdy getup, and after ejaculating on their body, slapping them with drum-sticks across varying points in their body where the semen is located. and creating a rythm from their moans and grunts from the pain. the semen covered drumsticks are then licked clean by the nerd

I and Penelope played the nerdy drum-kit together, it was a wild experience!

nerdy drum-kit by Mitchell Shuttleworth Holden June 3, 2024

Smolden Sackgrab 

When you grab the sack of a femboy, and proceed to castrate them. Then you eat the balls with barbecue sauce. six to eight hours later you stew your feces with slow cooked pork and feed it back to the "Smolden"

Mitchell and I performed the Smolden Sackgrab together, he loved it

Smolden Sackgrab by Mitchell Shuttleworth Holden May 23, 2024