Gingerlitis

A far too common disorder, often associated with those that steal souls. Those with such disorder, often hide there dark and soul stealing demeanor with humor. Symptoms include, but not limited to, red hair (strawberry blonde included), freckles, pale skin, and receding hairline. No one knows for sure, but condition may be contagious, so be cautious. Those with this condition may also have issues with physical fitness.
Oh no! Looks like Jordan has a serious case of Gingerlitis. You can tell by the strawberry blonde hair and how bad he is at running.
by Mitch April 25, 2015
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IANATL

I am not a tax lawyer. Often used in internet postings and in weblogs, also known as blogs.
IANATL, but that seems like money laundering to me. I mean, come on, you can't accept money that's been through the wash.
by Mitch April 13, 2005
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millimeter peter

is a small penis: all Jewish and most Arabs have them.
by Mitch May 13, 2005
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JTHM

J-T-H-M
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Johnny - a man who kills people for his own reason.
Homicidal - murderous. Pretty much wanting to kill people.
Maniac - ...Johnny. Yep.
by Mitch November 23, 2003
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asparagus rolly pollys

a scrumptious treat. tasty but not a beverage, please dont attempt to consume by drinking. a piece of sparagus rolled in a Kraft cream cheese spread laden piece of bread.

created my the team that brought us cheese worms!
"hey you shit face gimme back my motherfucking asparagus rolly polly"

"where did i put my asparagus rolly polly"

"hey dennis hook me up wif a asparagus rolly polly ow g cuzin ow"
by mitch April 02, 2005
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Sorostitot

So•rost•i•tot

Meaning changes dramatically depending on the circumstance.

1) Freshman Ho's in a sorority, or those in a sorority whom exhibit one more freshman like qualities (Sluttiness, dumb, inexperienced, annoying, etc.) that are exceptionally see above.

2) Can also been seen in a positive light, meaning hot, easy, cheap (2 beers and they think your Brad Pitt), Slutty Dresser, and lacks morals.

See Sorostitute.
1)Mitch: Yo Graham, Stay away from all those sorostitots over there.
Graham: A'ight.

2) Mitch: Yo Graham, check out that fine sorostitot.
Graham: A'ight.
by Mitch June 10, 2006
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faidget

something to yell at a friend passing in the hallway, or yell over your school's PA system
by mitch March 29, 2005
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