Mitch's definitions

cockflab

An individual in which his/her penis has a curtain of grossly large skin.

"Did you see that chick man?"
"NO, what about her?"
"Look at that bitche's cockflab hangin' out from the bottom of her skirt..."

by mitch August 12, 2004

aije

A dildo known for its small size, often the first used by virgins.

"Hey, that dildo is too big, pass me that aije, is better for my first time"

by Mitch August 3, 2004

Tipper Gore

when somebody performs a backhanded flick of the wrist and catches the tip of ones dick when they are not paying attention..hurts

I gave him a tipper gore

by Mitch May 22, 2003

biggie e

reall gay ugly fat retard

hey look is gay ass biggie e

by mitch December 2, 2004

cap

the hubcap of a car rim

Q: Caps or rims
A: caps

CAPS SUCK

by mitch July 24, 2003

mitch hedberg

Funniest man, no longer alive.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny

by Mitch March 31, 2005

Bostic

Overweight teacher that stutters

Bostic sure is a boring stuttering teacher.

by Mitch October 25, 2003