Mitch's definitions

Blaster

A really LEET cs player from Australia.

*DEAD*SomeRandom: WOw that blaster guy is a fucking leet cs player ogm!

by Mitch May 29, 2003

mitch hedberg

Funniest man, no longer alive.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny

by Mitch March 31, 2005

Mud Mask

When u pin someone down and instinctively
fart on their face creating a "Mud Mask"

Man when i had the runs, i gave her a serious mudmask!!

by Mitch April 13, 2005

poocat

Poocats get all of the ladies while possesing no skills or good looks. They either dress in abercrombie clothes or hurley attire.

Why the fuck is that fine ass hunny with that poocat?

by mitch May 13, 2005

Gingerlitis

A far too common disorder, often associated with those that steal souls. Those with such disorder, often hide there dark and soul stealing demeanor with humor. Symptoms include, but not limited to, red hair (strawberry blonde included), freckles, pale skin, and receding hairline. No one knows for sure, but condition may be contagious, so be cautious. Those with this condition may also have issues with physical fitness.

Oh no! Looks like Jordan has a serious case of Gingerlitis. You can tell by the strawberry blonde hair and how bad he is at running.

by Mitch April 25, 2015

Gazonka

Very Large Breasts

Wow, that girl has huge gazonkas!

by Mitch May 26, 2004

oj simpson

The Juice was loose and Nicole and Ronald ended up with the noose.

I guess Robert Blake was tryin' to pull an O.J. on his wife, but that didn't work, either.

by Mitch December 28, 2004