Definitions by Misty Partly Cloudy

Suck my bitch, dick! 

It's the women's version of suck my dick, bitch!

You - wow, you look like a hot mess today! Whose bed did you crawl outta?

Me -Suck my bitch, dick!

Suck my bitch, dick! by Misty Partly Cloudy June 14, 2022

Alcoholiday 

When you need to go on a little vacation with friends and get fall down loser drunk to escape life and reality.

You - ugh, I've had enough of life! I think we need to get fall down drunk and act like we're the baddest bitches around asap.
Me - Alcoholiday... let's giv'r!

Alcoholiday by Misty Partly Cloudy June 14, 2022

Missheard 

When you straight up lie to the whole world, then gaslight them by telling them they Missheard you.

Everyone : you liar! We all heard what you said to the whole world you can't tell us we didn't hear what you said! Besides it's recorded.

Lying trash : I did not say anything like that! You all must have Missheard me!

Missheard by Misty Partly Cloudy June 8, 2022

Missheard Alert 

When you're alerted by a false alarm or anything false.

Them : Did someone just mention there's an Amber Alert right now?

Us: No , that was a Missheard Alert.

Missheard Alert by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

Tarnation 

A word my mother uses to curse because she doesn't say swear words.

Mom : oh tarnation! Where the heck did I put my car keys?

Me: What actually is a tarnation?

Mom: I have no idea.

Me:

Tarnation by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

Missheard 

When someone is blatantly lying to your face, denying the evidence put in front of them and you're so appalled by the obvious gaslighting you think you heard (missheard) wrong.

Normal person 1: Did she really just get up there and tell everyone her dog stepped on a bee?

Normal person 2 : yeah, but all the evidence says otherwise. She's such a pathological liar.

Normal person 1: ugh, I was worried I might have Missheard.

Missheard by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

Electronicables

When you're referring to a bunch of working electronics , and usually ones that are corded or have cables.

Me - I swear these cords are out to get me. I mean, where did they all come from? They aren't even mine. They're everywhere and they don't even go with anything I have! These cords are going to be the death of me I swear Its a cord conspiracy. I hate electronicables!

Electronicables by Misty Partly Cloudy May 31, 2022