Definitions by Misty Partly Cloudy

Missheard Alert 

When you're alerted by a false alarm or anything false.

Them : Did someone just mention there's an Amber Alert right now?

Us: No , that was a Missheard Alert.

Missheard Alert by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

Tarnation 

A word my mother uses to curse because she doesn't say swear words.

Mom : oh tarnation! Where the heck did I put my car keys?

Me: What actually is a tarnation?

Mom: I have no idea.

Me:

Tarnation by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

Missheard 

When someone is blatantly lying to your face, denying the evidence put in front of them and you're so appalled by the obvious gaslighting you think you heard (missheard) wrong.

Normal person 1: Did she really just get up there and tell everyone her dog stepped on a bee?

Normal person 2 : yeah, but all the evidence says otherwise. She's such a pathological liar.

Normal person 1: ugh, I was worried I might have Missheard.

Missheard by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

Electronicables

When you're referring to a bunch of working electronics , and usually ones that are corded or have cables.

Me - I swear these cords are out to get me. I mean, where did they all come from? They aren't even mine. They're everywhere and they don't even go with anything I have! These cords are going to be the death of me I swear Its a cord conspiracy. I hate electronicables!

Electronicables by Misty Partly Cloudy May 31, 2022

Maniacle 

When someone was acting like a total maniac at the party last night.

Person - wow, did you see that crazy person acting all cray- cray last night?

Other person - you mean that total maniac?
Person - Yeah, they went complete maniacle on everyone's ass!

Maniacle by Misty Partly Cloudy May 31, 2022

Figureoutable 

When your trying to figure something out and wondering if it's possible.

Someone - I wonder if it's possible to even figure this out?

Someone else - Of course! Everything is figureoutable!

Figureoutable by Misty Partly Cloudy May 31, 2022

Excusplanation

When you're asking someone for an explanation but all they ever give you is excuses.

Boyfriend : look, can we please just talk about what happened later?

Girlfriend: Yes, and I can't wait to hear your excusplanation about it.

Boyfriend : what's wrong? Why are you mad? What did I do wrong?
Girlfriend : everything! Please explain this <insert whatever made you mad here> to me!
Boyfriend: it wasn't me! I didn't do it! I don't know how it happened! I would never do that! I wouldn't lie! Please believe me even though I can't explain anything ever at anytime nor do I have to because I'm innocent!

Girlfriend: of course, i should have known. More empty excusplanations.

Excusplanation by Misty Partly Cloudy May 12, 2022