Useful, intelligent words that are not in english vocabulary but totally should be compiled in a massive filing system and stored in the brain of Misty.
by Misty Partly Cloudy December 17, 2020
Boyfriend : look, can we please just talk about what happened later?
Girlfriend: Yes, and I can't wait to hear your excusplanation about it.
Boyfriend : what's wrong? Why are you mad? What did I do wrong?
Girlfriend : everything! Please explain this <insert whatever made you mad here> to me!
Boyfriend: it wasn't me! I didn't do it! I don't know how it happened! I would never do that! I wouldn't lie! Please believe me even though I can't explain anything ever at anytime nor do I have to because I'm innocent!
Girlfriend: of course, i should have known. More empty excusplanations.
Girlfriend: Yes, and I can't wait to hear your excusplanation about it.
Boyfriend : what's wrong? Why are you mad? What did I do wrong?
Girlfriend : everything! Please explain this <insert whatever made you mad here> to me!
Boyfriend: it wasn't me! I didn't do it! I don't know how it happened! I would never do that! I wouldn't lie! Please believe me even though I can't explain anything ever at anytime nor do I have to because I'm innocent!
Girlfriend: of course, i should have known. More empty excusplanations.
by Misty Partly Cloudy May 12, 2022
When you're referring to a bunch of working electronics , and usually ones that are corded or have cables.
Me - I swear these cords are out to get me. I mean, where did they all come from? They aren't even mine. They're everywhere and they don't even go with anything I have! These cords are going to be the death of me I swear Its a cord conspiracy. I hate electronicables!
by Misty Partly Cloudy May 31, 2022
Brent- This Coronavirus is causing the stock market to plummet, people are starting to panic.
Misty- Well it is a pretty panicable situation.
Misty- Well it is a pretty panicable situation.
by Misty Partly Cloudy February 29, 2020
A guy with absolutey no class and zero morals. He will fuck anything with a hole, any dirty whore, regardless of where shes been or what diseases she has.
The male version of a female being a cum dumpster.
The male version of a female being a cum dumpster.
Girl- Gross i heard that guy will dive his dick into any cum dumpster he can fjnd for the night.
Me- He's a dumpster dink, they're meant to be!
Me- He's a dumpster dink, they're meant to be!
by Misty Partly Cloudy December 09, 2022
Him - Did you see that cat fight last night?
Me - yeah, that one dumb bitch started cattacking that other dumb bitch.
Me - yeah, that one dumb bitch started cattacking that other dumb bitch.
by Misty Partly Cloudy December 22, 2021
When you're forced to put your etsy store in Vacation Mode because Canada post is on Strike and you live in the dreaded "rural" area for shipping companies. It's a "Strikation" but it's neither a strike or a vacation.
Shopper- hey, i see you're on vacation!? I was just about to buy some cool items from you!
Me- Yeah, sorry. I'm not on vacation. Canada Post is on strike, and the other shipping companies hate us rural dwellers. So I'm forced into strikation.
Me- Yeah, sorry. I'm not on vacation. Canada Post is on strike, and the other shipping companies hate us rural dwellers. So I'm forced into strikation.
by Misty Partly Cloudy November 17, 2024