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Explosive Ass Syndrome. A condition that usually happens when one is far away from home or a suitable public facility designed for such an explosive event!
If one is lucky enough not to soil themselves, they usually end up with a shart stain or two!
If one is lucky enough not to soil themselves, they usually end up with a shart stain or two!
"Dammit Peggy, every time I eat that dang chili of yours I develop E.A.S., and my ass begins to resemble a cornucopia of propane and propane accessories!"
by Misty Dawn May 30, 2008
Get the E.A.S. mug.A jealous biiotch who insists on smelling her man's crotch when he comes home after a "guys night out."
That skank Kayla is a boner sniffer! Every time Tony comes home after hanging out with the guys, she tells him to drop trou so she can sniff his crotch for traces of another woman's cootchie sauce!
by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008
Get the boner sniffer mug.Since the time of Cleopatra, semen has been known to have the age-defying qualities necessary to keep a woman's skin soft and supple. It works best when applied to the face while still a steaming 98.6℉, thus the best application is by way of the money shot.
It is a well known historical fact that Cleopatra would bathe in tubs filled with the spoatie,or man chowder of her male slaves. It was this natural facial cream that was the secret to her radiant beauty. If your woman is protesting the money shot, let her in on this well kept beauty secret and she will be forever grateful!
by Misty Dawn October 20, 2008
Get the Facial Cream mug.That Meghan is my kinda girl! We had a couple of gin & tonics, a shot of Jagermeister and the next thing I knew she was nibbling on my neck asking if I could stab her with my wombjabber! What a boozy floozy, I think I'm in love!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
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1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)
1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)
Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
Get the Bag of Smashed Ass mug.She and I spent the weekend up at the cabin scroggin like crazed rabbits! I splattered so much spoatie from the rafters to the deck that a CSI would think it was a crime scene!
by Misty Dawn August 7, 2008
Get the spoatie mug."That Brianna is one hot goo receptacle! I filled five of her nine holes with my baby batter last night!"
by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008
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