stalkling
Using Google to stalk, track down, and profile someone who unjustly and self righteously attacked you leaning on their perceived moral high ground.
stalkling by Misterlady May 7, 2019
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stacking sats
The act of accumulating satoshis ("sats"), the penny of bitcoin over time. This term emphasizes that even really small accumulations of bitcoin are useful because of the value they will have in the future.
Stack sats, fuck bitches
Put at least 1% of your salary towards stacking sats. Your grandchildren will thank you from their mansions.
Put at least 1% of your salary towards stacking sats. Your grandchildren will thank you from their mansions.
stacking sats by kryptokaare April 28, 2019
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Fridge Stacking
When company or family is coming over to your house so you buy a bunch of healthy food for your fridge so people think you live better then you actually do.
Fridge Stacking by Vapor S. Thompson June 27, 2012
organized stalking
“Organized Stalking is a form of terrorism used against an individual in a malicious attempt to reduce the quality of a persons life so they will: have a nervous break-down, become incarcerated, institutionalized, experience constant mental, emotional, or physical pain, become homeless, and/or
commit suicide. This is done using well-orchestrated accusations, lies, rumors, bogus investigations, setups, framings, intimidation, overt or covert threats, vandalism, thefts, sabotage, torture, humiliation, emotional terror and general harassment. It is a “ganging up” by members of the community who follow an organizer and participate in a systematic “terrorizing” of an individual.”
-Mark M. Rich
commit suicide. This is done using well-orchestrated accusations, lies, rumors, bogus investigations, setups, framings, intimidation, overt or covert threats, vandalism, thefts, sabotage, torture, humiliation, emotional terror and general harassment. It is a “ganging up” by members of the community who follow an organizer and participate in a systematic “terrorizing” of an individual.”
-Mark M. Rich
organized stalking by Gangstalked October 16, 2007
Six Sigma Facebook Stalking
Six Sigma Facebook Stalking simply means a measure of Facebook stalking quality that strives for near perfection. A Six Sigma Facebook Stalker is one who will find 99.99966% of the individuals they seek on Facebook (3.4 failures per million individuals sought) and are statistically expected to be able to find any existing Facebook account.
A: Have you found her fb account yet?
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.
Six Sigma Facebook Stalking by Insert_Name June 4, 2013
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