Floridian Blackout

The act of having two African American men double penetrating a white man then quickly pulling out and thrusting each penis into the white mans eyes.

Porsche is currently experiencing a Floridian Blackout.

by Mister first class January 11, 2021

Porschetech

An extremely flamboyant homosexual car mechanic that’s into fast cars and drag of the non racing variety.

I have a feeling that my mechanic is a real porschetech.

by Mister first class February 10, 2021

Chipped Beef

A painful blow job given by a person with jagged, crooked and chipped teeth

Her teeth were so bad she gave me chipped beef from oral.

by Mister first class April 01, 2021

ShafeSex

During anal sex, it's the act of leaving a cream pie in your partners booty, then taking a dollop of the booty flavor enhanced cream and wiping it on the partners nose. Also known as a Dr. Evil or Chocolate Ass Cream

My partner has a crazy fetish for ShafeSex.

by Mister first class March 08, 2017

The Dirty Mermaid

A sex act requiring putting your partner face down in a sink filling with water. The object is to see if you orgasm before they come up for air or pass out.

We made a complete mess in the bathroom doing The Dirty Mermaid , but my wife love the challenge of holding her breath.

by Mister first class March 11, 2018