Definitions by Mister first class

Chipped Beef 

A painful blow job given by a person with jagged, crooked and chipped teeth

Her teeth were so bad she gave me chipped beef from oral.

Chipped Beef by Mister first class April 1, 2021

Porschetech 

An extremely flamboyant homosexual car mechanic that’s into fast cars and drag of the non racing variety.

I have a feeling that my mechanic is a real porschetech.

Porschetech by Mister first class February 10, 2021

Floridian Blackout 

The act of having two African American men double penetrating a white man then quickly pulling out and thrusting each penis into the white mans eyes.

Porsche is currently experiencing a Floridian Blackout.

Floridian Blackout by Mister first class January 11, 2021

The Dirty Mermaid 

A sex act requiring putting your partner face down in a sink filling with water. The object is to see if you orgasm before they come up for air or pass out.

We made a complete mess in the bathroom doing The Dirty Mermaid , but my wife love the challenge of holding her breath.

The Dirty Mermaid by Mister first class March 11, 2018

ShafeSex 

During anal sex, it's the act of leaving a cream pie in your partners booty, then taking a dollop of the booty flavor enhanced cream and wiping it on the partners nose. Also known as a Dr. Evil or Chocolate Ass Cream

My partner has a crazy fetish for ShafeSex.

ShafeSex by Mister first class March 8, 2017