Miss Toni Montana's definitions

buckle craft

A total junker on the road that someone is proud of. A heap of running metal.

Come on and take a ride in my “buckle craft”. It’s good on gas and push starts on the first try.

by Miss Toni Montana January 24, 2018

generassage

The pre made text messages that come with your cell phone.

Instead of thinking of a text for himself, my boyfriend sends me the generassage, "You are the best" . Therefore he is a generassager.

by Miss Toni Montana March 8, 2008

pants-poop

Poop that has been hanging out in your (or someone elses) pants.

It smelled like pants-poop in there because Jimmy had soiled his jeans yesterday and left them on the floor. They were full of pants-poop.

by Miss Toni Montana March 8, 2008

Boot-poop

Poop that has attached itself to your boots and then fell off in the house somewhere. Sometimes a mystery where it came from.

There’s poop on the living room floor. I’ll bet it’s boot-poop.

by Miss Toni Montana August 10, 2019

Reeins

Used, typically -unwanted, items or collections of items. Junk. Unnecessary things of clutter. Re-usable, not necessarily trash, Americanised shoppers over abundance.

She cannot get through her house because of the reeins she keeps dragging home. I think she is a hoarder.

by Miss Toni Montana June 30, 2016