Definitions by Miss Toni Montana

Boot-poop

Poop that has attached itself to your boots and then fell off in the house somewhere. Sometimes a mystery where it came from.

There’s poop on the living room floor. I’ll bet it’s boot-poop.

Boot-poop by Miss Toni Montana August 10, 2019

buckle craft

A total junker on the road that someone is proud of. A heap of running metal.

Come on and take a ride in my “buckle craft”. It’s good on gas and push starts on the first try.

buckle craft by Miss Toni Montana January 24, 2018

Reeins

Used, typically -unwanted, items or collections of items. Junk. Unnecessary things of clutter. Re-usable, not necessarily trash, Americanised shoppers over abundance.

She cannot get through her house because of the reeins she keeps dragging home. I think she is a hoarder.

Reeins by Miss Toni Montana June 30, 2016

generassage

The pre made text messages that come with your cell phone.

Instead of thinking of a text for himself, my boyfriend sends me the generassage, "You are the best" . Therefore he is a generassager.

generassage by Miss Toni Montana March 8, 2008

pants-poop

Poop that has been hanging out in your (or someone elses) pants.

It smelled like pants-poop in there because Jimmy had soiled his jeans yesterday and left them on the floor. They were full of pants-poop.

pants-poop by Miss Toni Montana March 8, 2008