Minority's definitions

iPod

The best thing on Earth. I have a 1gig black nano and I need a bigger one! I love iPod's. A must buy for anyone that has a lot of music but has to be on the computer to listen to it. Not much money for something as good as an iPod. Mine was only $240 Canadaian dollars WITH THE 3-YEAR WARRENTY!!!! Mine has a name, it's name is Zelda.

Dude#1 - Hey, whats up?

Dude#2 - Just bought an iPod.

Dude#1 - Why would you waste money on one of those?

Dude#2 - I didn't waste anything, I spent good money on something i'll use forever you idiot.

by Minority September 15, 2006

Duo Maxwell

The most awesome anime person ever. From Gundam Wing(anime show) He pilots the gundam Death Scythe, the most awesomeness gundam ever because it has a beam-scythe. Duo also has an awesome braid.

Look!! It's Duo Maxwell!!

by Minority July 26, 2006

Yamato

The I.J.N. Yamato was the worlds largest, heaviest, fastest battleship in the world, armed with 9 18" deck cannons, it weighed 75,000 tons, and had a top speed of 28knts. But it was sunk using airpower, and was the last battleship to see action.

The Yamato had suprem fire-power, but it was no match against American airpower.

by Minority July 26, 2006

battleship

An extremly well armed ship used in WWI and WWII, but went out of action after the sinking of the I.J.N. Yamato.

Because airpower was found more useful, the battleship was no longer used.

by Minority July 26, 2006

landing strip

#1 A runway for an aircraft, usually for smaller aircarft, and commonly made out of dirt, or grass, and without normal airport facilities. Eg: Terminal, taxieway, tarmac, hangers.

#2 A neatly shaved line just above the vagina. A landing strip points toward the pussy.

Random pilot #1 - Hey, we're running low on fuel, we should land at that landing strip.

Random pilot #2 - Yea, I guess you're right, bring 'er down.

I licked all around her, then started to follow the landing strip to her pussy.

by Minority July 24, 2006

airport

There are four kinds of airport. #1 International. The largest, busiest airports, taking flights from around the world. Usually has a very long runway. Eg:Los Angeles International airport is the seconf largest airport in the world. #2 Reagional. An airport that takes flights from around country/continent. Eg:Nanaimo Reagional isn't the busiest airport around, but it'll get you around the continent. #3 Local. The second smallest airport, usually has average facilities, only takes local flights. Eg:Qualicum Beach Local will take you as far as Vancouver and up-island, but thats it. #4 Airstrip. Smallest of all airports, usually doesn't have normal airport facilities and can take only small aicraft. Eg:Tofino Airstrip has no facilities, but planes do land there.

Pilot - After the 18 hour flight from Vancouver, we finally arived in at Hong Kong International Airport.

by Minority July 24, 2006

Flying Dutchman

#1 A spectral ship said to appear in storms near the Cape of Good Hope. Said to be captained by Davy Jones.

#2 The captain of this ship, a legendary Dutch mariner condemned to sail the seas against the wind until Judgment Day.

#3 A phatom ship that was awesomely recreated in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

Look!! It's the Flying Dutchman!!! RUN!!!!

by Minority July 23, 2006