Minority's definitions

iPod

The best thing on Earth. I have a 1gig black nano and I need a bigger one! I love iPod's. A must buy for anyone that has a lot of music but has to be on the computer to listen to it. Not much money for something as good as an iPod. Mine was only $240 Canadaian dollars WITH THE 3-YEAR WARRENTY!!!! Mine has a name, it's name is Zelda.

Dude#1 - Hey, whats up?

Dude#2 - Just bought an iPod.

Dude#1 - Why would you waste money on one of those?

Dude#2 - I didn't waste anything, I spent good money on something i'll use forever you idiot.

by Minority September 15, 2006

Snowbirds

Firstly: The BEST airshow demonstration team IN THE WORLD!! The Canadian Snowbirds are regarded by most as the best demo team in the world. Out scoring ALL of the bloody American teams because they suck, CANADIANS ROCK!!!

Secondly:An old person that gose south to avoid the cold. Only in America, not in Canada, so go deal with them your own way dammit!

I went to an airshow where the CAF Snowbirds were preforming, and they totally out did the damn American Blue Angels!

by Minority September 22, 2006

MiG-31

One of the worlds fastest intercept jet fighters, capable of over Mach 3. Though not as advanced as the MiG-29, or any of the mighty Sukhoi aircraft. The MiG-31 is a long range fast attack and intercept fighter, with more hten 20 hardpoints for missiles, bombs, and everyother type of thing that go boom when they hit something, along with it's ability to be able to out run almost any missile, almost every missile the U.S. has, make the normal MiG-31 "Foxhound" a deadly opponant. However, later after the MiG-31, MiG started making the MiG-31M "Super Foxhound" or "Fox Hound Mk. II" which had improved avionics, improved nozzels, and many more improvements which made the MiG-31M far greater then the MiG-29, and even some Sukhoi aircraft, along with many of the modern U.S. planes. The improved engines boosted the 31M's top speed to Mach 3.4!!!!! It also had, newly made wingtips to house the massive EMP's(Electro Magnetic Pluse) which could jam all electronics near it, excluding the host aircraft. Unlike most modern U.S. fighter, the Russian MiG-31 and MiG-31M don't need stealth to do their job, because, well, who needs stealth when you can go in, and get out without them even knowning you were there until they got the three massive sonic booms eh?

I was in my MiG-31 and a stupid American pilot came up in his F-15 and fired off all his ammo, I just gunned the throttle and out ran it all, then turned around and whooped his ass!

by Minority September 22, 2006

battleship

An extremly well armed ship used in WWI and WWII, but went out of action after the sinking of the I.J.N. Yamato.

Because airpower was found more useful, the battleship was no longer used.

by Minority July 26, 2006

Duo Maxwell

The most awesome anime person ever. From Gundam Wing(anime show) He pilots the gundam Death Scythe, the most awesomeness gundam ever because it has a beam-scythe. Duo also has an awesome braid.

Look!! It's Duo Maxwell!!

by Minority July 26, 2006

landing strip

#1 A runway for an aircraft, usually for smaller aircarft, and commonly made out of dirt, or grass, and without normal airport facilities. Eg: Terminal, taxieway, tarmac, hangers.

#2 A neatly shaved line just above the vagina. A landing strip points toward the pussy.

Random pilot #1 - Hey, we're running low on fuel, we should land at that landing strip.

Random pilot #2 - Yea, I guess you're right, bring 'er down.

I licked all around her, then started to follow the landing strip to her pussy.

by Minority July 24, 2006

Gulfstream

Gulfstream is a company that makes highly prestigious and very expensive private jets, such as the GI, GII, GIII, GIV, GV, G100, G150, G200, G250, G300, G350, G400, G450, G500, G550, and the G650, which is said to be entering production in 2012.

The president of the large corporation showed up at the airport in a Gulfstream G550 and was instantly swarmed by girls.

by Minority November 3, 2008