Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mind

Spalding Balding

When your pubic hair starts falling out after to many trips to Spalding County ie Griffin.

I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin

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A horrific tattoo or rash that you discovered on your body after a long week of partying.

Did you see what Shayna woke up with? I think she got the zinc ink in Rogers truck.

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A person who cannot stay on task ever for one reason or the other

Dude, did you see Roger last night? I heard he’s still sidetwacked this morning

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A type of whining usually reserved for a toddler that an adult male exhibits when he’s unhappy.

“Dude, did you see Gil’s texts this morning? He was crying some R/Z tears”

R/Z by Mind_surgeon June 2, 2022

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A squash that was grown near peppers which makes it very spicy.

Damn… Big Mac acts like he’s got a squashapeño up his ass today.

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A place where you go to relax and chill with friends. Once you get there you never want to leave.

Are we hanging at the big table at Wopadopolis tonight? I can’t wait.

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