Gilatine

A device usually homemade used to end your misery of bad company. You place your neck on the board, then pull the string to release the blade.
Yo, have you seen Gil lately? Last I saw him he looked pretty miserable with Christine. I believe he was assembling his Gilatine later that night to get some relief.
by Mind_surgeon March 24, 2023
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Grafty

An individual that’s had skin grafts placed upon their body in all the right places. Most view these grafts as sexy as they would a great tattoo.
Girl… did you see Gil on the dance floor last night? He’s Grafty and just my type.
by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022
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Spalding Balding

When your pubic hair starts falling out after to many trips to Spalding County ie Griffin.
I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin
by Mind_surgeon July 02, 2022
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Mac Piercing

An average sized penis that is pierced with an extra large piece of Walmart jewelry with an attempt to make it cuter.
Holy shit! Did you see what Mccombie whipped out at the party last night? I’ve heard of a Mac piercing but I’ve never seen one.
by Mind_surgeon July 03, 2022
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Midlife Hoe

A female usually in her 40's that suddenly decides she loves new dick and will spread them like warm butter to get it.
Where's Bob's wife been lately? Hell man she's getting her Midlife Hoe on. She ain't tried putting that shit on you yet?
by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022
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