Mind_surgeon's definitions

Hibernate Hoe

Someone who began as a Hoe but a life event caused them to stop being that Hoe. ie. pregnancy, STD, injury etc. But without fail... once a Hoe always a Hoe.

Man, I've been married 13 years and I just found out my Old Lady is a Hibernate Hoe. She spreading them legs like warm butter

by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022

Zink Kink

A disorder often confused with being kinky. It is a much more sinister and complicated disorder often times described by others as wild and dangerous while still being submissive.

Roger is sitting on his seat with a donut cushion. He must’ve got his Zink Kink on last night

by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022

Zinc Stink

A very strong unpleasant male sexual odor This odor more often than not comes from being with multiple partners without showering.

Dude, I told Roger to go wash his junk. He had the zinc stink goin on

by Mind_surgeon July 3, 2022

Spalding Balding

When your pubic hair starts falling out after to many trips to Spalding County ie Griffin.

I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin

by Mind_surgeon July 2, 2022

Gilatine

A device usually homemade used to end your misery of bad company. You place your neck on the board, then pull the string to release the blade.

Yo, have you seen Gil lately? Last I saw him he looked pretty miserable with Christine. I believe he was assembling his Gilatine later that night to get some relief.

by Mind_surgeon March 24, 2023