Definitions by Mimisacow

NJ Flynn

Is the term banks use when your credit score is below 400 and they’re trying not to laugh that even applied for a loan.

What was that fat, uneducated, white trash hairdresser, who has been evicted from four places in the last seven years and now has to live in Pleasantville, NJ, thinking when she applied for a car loan. We ran her application and her credit score was 392 a real live NJ Flynn!! It was awesome

NJ Flynn by Mimisacow March 26, 2025

Mimi Flynnbag 

A Mimi flynnbag is the giant amount of fat just above your hairdresser’s vagina that rubs against you the entire time you’re getting your haircut.

Dude I need a haircut so badly, but last time I did the woman who cut my hair did an awesome job. Problem is the entire time she was rubbing her mimi flynnbag all over me and I think she was doing it on purpose it was gross

Mimi Flynnbag by Mimisacow March 26, 2025