At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

by Militant Liberal April 07, 2005

UNSC

United Nations Space Command. Basically, Earth's military arm in Halo.

Foehammer: Echo 419 to any UNSC personnel! Repeat, any UNSC personnel respond!

by Militant Liberal April 07, 2005

wringing

when a girl buttsexes a guy with a strap-on.

ah shit she wants to wring me tonight.

by Militant Liberal May 03, 2005

Pseudoultraantidisestablishmentarianism

false extreme opposition to the withdrawl of a state-sponsored religion

If you think I'm actually gonna type that, you're crazy.

by Militant Liberal April 20, 2005

Bob Jones University

Crazy people. No physical contact between couples, couples can't leave campus together without a chaperone, no one can listen to rock, jazz, country, christian rock, or play video games rated T or above or that have rock music in them. Obviously, no gays (not condoning), Christian fundamentalism of the worst sort. Ugghh! Oh, also not accredited.

no joke, its all true go to bju.edu

by Militant Liberal May 05, 2005

John Asscrack

the nickname of former Secretary of Homeland Security, who lost in the 2000 Senate elections to a guy. Also created the nefarious Patriot Act which curtails many civil liberties.

Praise Kahless he's out of office.

by Militant Liberal March 19, 2005

MA5B

The MA5B Assault Rifle is gas-operated and magazine-fed. It fires 7.62mm armor-piercing rounds. Rate of fire is limited by a soldier's ability to aim, fire and change magazines. Short, controlled bursts are more accurate than fully automatic fire.

MSgt. Rotteveel fired a three-round burst into the head of the crimson Elite.

by Militant Liberal April 17, 2005