Militant Liberal's definitions

John Asscrack

the nickname of former Secretary of Homeland Security, who lost in the 2000 Senate elections to a guy. Also created the nefarious Patriot Act which curtails many civil liberties.

Praise Kahless he's out of office.

by Militant Liberal March 18, 2005

France

A country that is hated by the US and apparently, Britain. Fought in WW2 and was subsequently defeated by the Nazis. Liberated by Allied forces in 1944, and are known to be less hygenic than Americans. Good cheese and wine, but they smoke too much. Oh and 9/11? Biggest tragedy ever? Like hell. Look at the Holocaust (6 million), American incursions against Native Americans (12 million) but I'm not going to include American attacks on Japan during WW2 because that was wartime and in my opinion, perfectly justified.

Sorry if this became a rant against some redneck idiot.

by Militant Liberal April 28, 2005

Geezer Pleezer

a ual stimulant for old people, i.e. viagra, cialis, etc.

the old fart took his geezer pleezer and rode his wife all night long.

by Militant Liberal May 13, 2005

Red Staters

ing inbred rednecks. Unsurprisingly, they make less money than civilized people, are against abortions because they "kill babies" who are really just attachments to the mother until birth, support the cold-blooded of 100,000 Iraqi CIVILIANS (read: NONCOMBATANT) and think its their holy duty from God to kill homosexuals, Jews, and African-Americans.

Holy , those red staters need to go kill themselves.

by Militant Liberal May 13, 2005

UAV

Unmanned Aerial Vehicle. Can be used for reconnaisance, exploratory, or assault purposes.

Bush lied and said that Saddam Hussein had UAVs capable of reaching the US.

by Militant Liberal June 1, 2005

Pseudoultraantidisestablishmentarianism

false extreme opposition to the withdrawl of a state-sponsored religion

If you think I'm actually gonna type that, you're crazy.

by Militant Liberal April 19, 2005

M19 SSM

The M19 SSM Rocket Launcher is a man-portable and shoulder-fired rocket launcher. It has two major components, the launcher and the magazine. The magazine (the expendabe part of the system) contains two 102mm shaped-charge, high-explosive rockets. It is designed for fast, easy detachment from the launcher. The launcher contains the sighting and fire control systems.

Captain Ramirez tossed Lance Cpl. Thomas a M19 SSM.

by Militant Liberal April 16, 2005