Definitions by Militant Liberal

wringing 

when a girl buttsexes a guy with a strap-on.

ah shit she wants to wring me tonight.

wringing by Militant Liberal May 2, 2005

Pillar of Autumn

The smallest cruiser in the UNSC fleet, the Autumn is a Halcyon-class warship under the command of Captain Jacob Keyes. After the Battle of Reach, the Autumn made a blind lightspeed jump in an attempt to lure the Covenant away from Earth, and arrived at the fortress-world Halo.

The Pillar of Autumn fired several cannon blasts at the Covenant cruiser.

Pillar of Autumn by Militant Liberal May 1, 2005

metrosexual 

a straight man with a gay-seeming attitude towards hygiene and fashion. Often hit on by gay guys, although most metrosexuals find the thought of physical intimacy with another man repugnant.

We thought Bob was gay, but it turns out he's a metrosexual.

metrosexual by Militant Liberal May 1, 2005

France 

A country that is hated by the US and apparently, Britain. Fought in WW2 and was subsequently defeated by the Nazis. Liberated by Allied forces in 1944, and are known to be less hygenic than Americans. Good cheese and wine, but they smoke too much. Oh and 9/11? Biggest tragedy ever? Like hell. Look at the Holocaust (6 million), American incursions against Native Americans (12 million) but I'm not going to include American attacks on Japan during WW2 because that was wartime and in my opinion, perfectly justified.

Sorry if this became a rant against some redneck idiot.

France by Militant Liberal April 28, 2005

baby 

The other white meat!

Bebeh! Its wuts fer deener!

baby by Militant Liberal April 27, 2005

Pseudoultraantidisestablishmentarianism

false extreme opposition to the withdrawl of a state-sponsored religion

If you think I'm actually gonna type that, you're crazy.

Pseudoultraantidisestablishmentarianism by Militant Liberal April 19, 2005

PMS 

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. What women go through if they aren't pregnant. Women on PMS tend to be bitchy, and angry for no reason. If your friend is on it, RUN FOR YOU LIFE!

There isn't much I envy about gay guys, but at least their boyfriends don't have PMS.

PMS by Militant Liberal April 16, 2005