Militant Liberal's definitions

Bob Jones University

Crazy people. No physical contact between couples, couples can't leave campus together without a chaperone, no one can listen to rock, jazz, country, christian rock, or play video games rated T or above or that have rock music in them. Obviously, no gays (not condoning), Christian fundamentalism of the worst sort. Ugghh! Oh, also not accredited.

no joke, its all true go to bju.edu

by Militant Liberal May 4, 2005

PMS

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. What women go through if they aren't pregnant. Women on PMS tend to be bitchy, and angry for no reason. If your friend is on it, RUN FOR YOU LIFE!

There isn't much I envy about gay guys, but at least their boyfriends don't have PMS.

by Militant Liberal April 16, 2005

M90

The M90 Shotgun is a pump-action magazine-fed (dual tubular non-detachable type) weapon. It fires 8 gauge magnum (3.5") rounds. This weapon is very effective against targets at close range and may be used to engage several targets simultaneously at medium and long range

2nd Lieutenant McCallister blasted the head off a Jackal with her M90

by Militant Liberal April 16, 2005

At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.

Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.

by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005

MA5B

The specific name for the of assault rifle used by the UNSC.

Corporal Bob blasted the Elite's head off with his trusty MA5B.

by Militant Liberal April 5, 2005

love

Lust is the desire for their body; love is the desire for their soul.

That is all I have to say.

by Militant Liberal May 8, 2005

Pillar of Autumn

The smallest cruiser in the UNSC fleet, the Autumn is a Halcyon-class warship under the command of Captain Jacob Keyes. After the Battle of Reach, the Autumn made a blind lightspeed jump in an attempt to lure the Covenant away from Earth, and arrived at the fortress-world Halo.

The Pillar of Autumn fired several cannon blasts at the Covenant cruiser.

by Militant Liberal May 1, 2005